And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3981 | 2014-09-19 02:25:05 | 95.49 | 97% |
| 3399 | 2014-08-23 06:44:00 | 102.95 | 99% |
| 3295 | 2014-08-18 18:51:04 | 91.55 | 93% |
| 2304 | 2014-07-21 23:32:40 | 94.69 | 94% |
| 1532 | 2014-06-30 02:44:55 | 96.00 | 97% |
| 1277 | 2014-06-20 07:01:01 | 95.15 | 97% |
| 189 | 2014-05-12 20:25:13 | 91.05 | 97% |