Text race history for Qwerty (qwerty80801)

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You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?

Game Time WPM Accuracy
15308 2020-10-02 02:49:14 84.13 99%
10868 2020-01-17 08:18:41 86.52 98%
8795 2019-09-12 04:25:15 78.17 97%
5577 2019-03-22 00:37:34 78.63 98%