And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6377 | 2016-10-18 11:55:36 | 83.84 | 98% |
| 6164 | 2015-10-16 08:25:41 | 75.39 | 95% |
| 5513 | 2015-04-25 15:51:41 | 91.42 | 98% |
| 4963 | 2014-06-24 16:36:05 | 76.02 | 97% |
| 4060 | 2014-03-01 14:33:56 | 73.52 | 95% |
| 3526 | 2014-01-14 07:38:29 | 64.57 | 91% |
| 3505 | 2014-01-11 13:18:12 | 68.57 | 93% |
| 2540 | 2013-11-08 15:21:06 | 70.09 | 95% |
| 2376 | 2013-11-01 09:22:07 | 82.58 | 98% |
| 2367 | 2013-11-01 08:17:24 | 73.98 | 95% |
| 1009 | 2013-08-19 17:26:31 | 65.85 | 98% |
| 393 | 2012-12-09 16:50:35 | 64.19 | 96% |