Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3027 | 2018-11-15 16:25:00 | 152.95 | 99% |
| 902 | 2018-03-30 21:41:32 | 118.70 | 97% |
| 435 | 2018-02-01 23:54:36 | 129.23 | 98% |
| 401 | 2018-01-31 15:51:50 | 134.91 | 98% |
| 391 | 2018-01-31 00:07:09 | 122.60 | 97% |