I never did like the idea of sitting on newspapers. I did it once, and all the headlines came off on my white pants. On the level! It actually happened. Nobody bought a paper that day. They just followed me around over town and read the news on the seat of my pants.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 63523 | 2023-01-06 16:02:48 | 96.55 | 97% |
| 62869 | 2022-07-15 14:05:33 | 104.11 | 97% |
| 61210 | 2022-05-15 22:44:36 | 118.27 | 98% |
| 58617 | 2021-12-14 04:33:17 | 104.77 | 95% |
| 56641 | 2021-10-19 22:23:41 | 104.95 | 96% |
| 56556 | 2021-10-18 22:18:12 | 99.72 | 95% |
| 56111 | 2021-10-05 02:22:09 | 99.76 | 97% |
| 55180 | 2021-09-13 14:15:53 | 105.48 | 97% |
| 52471 | 2021-07-16 11:33:15 | 114.06 | 98% |
| 50879 | 2021-06-18 17:54:42 | 106.35 | 99% |
| 48509 | 2021-05-30 19:09:41 | 84.97 | 95% |
| 48490 | 2021-05-30 18:47:08 | 94.99 | 97% |
| 47082 | 2021-05-25 15:00:56 | 110.34 | 97% |
| 44236 | 2021-03-24 09:54:32 | 96.81 | 98% |
| 43780 | 2021-03-05 19:26:50 | 115.87 | 98% |
| 42107 | 2021-02-01 15:33:39 | 109.18 | 97.9% |
| 40932 | 2021-01-17 00:56:17 | 100.54 | 98% |
| 39441 | 2020-12-24 15:22:32 | 87.65 | 96% |
| 39426 | 2020-12-24 15:06:45 | 106.60 | 99% |
| 37648 | 2020-04-09 23:46:00 | 97.38 | 97% |
| 35157 | 2019-11-01 13:04:02 | 96.47 | 98% |
| 34216 | 2019-10-12 01:59:39 | 95.49 | 96% |
| 33623 | 2019-10-06 18:43:09 | 96.61 | 98% |
| 32780 | 2019-09-25 21:15:55 | 99.23 | 98% |
| 32751 | 2019-09-25 20:11:24 | 91.33 | 97% |
| 32506 | 2019-09-20 20:26:57 | 110.42 | 99% |
| 28801 | 2019-08-11 22:49:26 | 90.41 | 96% |
| 28537 | 2019-08-08 20:44:04 | 97.39 | 98% |
| 26294 | 2019-07-06 15:31:19 | 93.89 | 97% |