And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4645 | 2017-01-11 10:44:21 | 58.94 | 91% |
| 3806 | 2016-06-30 13:10:38 | 64.12 | 90% |
| 3375 | 2016-05-09 18:16:44 | 69.82 | 95% |
| 3220 | 2016-04-19 11:42:10 | 67.11 | 97% |
| 2854 | 2016-03-23 08:26:44 | 58.60 | 90% |
| 2783 | 2016-03-21 08:59:32 | 54.33 | 89% |
| 2763 | 2016-03-16 17:59:12 | 56.65 | 91% |
| 2446 | 2016-03-09 10:36:34 | 57.60 | 91% |
| 2194 | 2016-02-20 09:58:18 | 62.06 | 95% |
| 1531 | 2016-01-27 09:40:59 | 51.75 | 90% |
| 810 | 2015-12-09 11:16:51 | 50.08 | 90% |
| 500 | 2015-11-30 13:11:58 | 46.59 | 93% |