Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 105929 | 2018-10-24 07:56:25 | 155.39 | 99% |
| 105928 | 2018-10-24 07:50:18 | 140.49 | 99% |
| 103901 | 2017-12-09 00:24:56 | 134.50 | 98% |
| 93744 | 2016-12-07 19:29:37 | 87.38 | 85% |
| 93476 | 2016-11-28 02:51:47 | 110.92 | 94% |
| 92228 | 2016-11-03 04:57:09 | 98.27 | 89% |
| 91823 | 2016-10-29 21:25:11 | 120.76 | 94% |
| 91810 | 2016-10-29 21:15:39 | 118.95 | 95% |
| 87682 | 2016-08-23 00:36:01 | 97.28 | 83% |
| 86795 | 2016-08-01 21:37:42 | 102.81 | 90% |
| 86572 | 2016-07-28 15:14:05 | 104.64 | 93% |
| 86428 | 2016-07-26 15:49:12 | 95.74 | 88% |
| 85945 | 2016-07-22 16:48:42 | 105.44 | 94% |
| 85925 | 2016-07-21 13:53:00 | 103.90 | 91% |
| 85320 | 2016-07-17 06:12:56 | 112.75 | 92% |
| 84769 | 2016-07-12 19:19:45 | 113.59 | 93% |
| 84734 | 2016-07-12 15:55:07 | 104.96 | 92% |
| 78694 | 2016-05-18 02:16:21 | 103.53 | 92% |
| 77897 | 2016-04-14 15:18:43 | 119.57 | 94% |
| 77688 | 2016-04-13 20:16:18 | 106.98 | 87% |
| 73254 | 2015-07-19 15:03:17 | 116.16 | 92% |
| 72399 | 2015-07-11 16:48:12 | 129.07 | 96% |
| 69348 | 2015-06-12 22:27:50 | 111.97 | 96% |
| 65988 | 2015-05-04 23:22:53 | 99.92 | 93% |
| 65490 | 2015-05-01 23:58:29 | 98.68 | 90% |
| 63843 | 2015-03-22 02:33:28 | 110.74 | 95% |
| 60547 | 2015-02-14 19:17:30 | 87.28 | 85% |
| 60306 | 2015-02-11 19:39:24 | 105.42 | 93% |
| 59968 | 2015-02-09 20:48:13 | 96.14 | 92% |
| 59935 | 2015-02-09 20:12:15 | 101.70 | 89% |
| 58626 | 2015-01-20 07:47:14 | 98.54 | 88% |
| 58481 | 2015-01-18 09:47:06 | 80.80 | 84% |
| 58139 | 2015-01-07 06:44:41 | 106.11 | 93% |
| 58053 | 2015-01-06 01:20:59 | 106.74 | 92% |
| 57402 | 2014-12-25 16:46:08 | 96.28 | 92% |
| 57366 | 2014-12-25 16:16:05 | 103.81 | 97% |
| 57345 | 2014-12-23 08:27:06 | 104.76 | 96% |
| 56767 | 2014-12-07 00:23:13 | 100.92 | 90% |
| 56125 | 2014-11-22 16:25:59 | 107.16 | 94% |
| 56056 | 2014-11-13 23:12:25 | 77.34 | 88% |
| 55988 | 2014-11-12 18:07:59 | 85.90 | 88% |
| 55945 | 2014-11-12 01:40:55 | 100.52 | 91% |
| 55660 | 2014-11-04 21:19:26 | 88.64 | 86% |
| 55585 | 2014-11-03 17:29:51 | 107.14 | 93% |
| 54957 | 2014-10-26 17:45:34 | 121.63 | 99% |
| 54241 | 2014-10-19 21:30:37 | 112.31 | 97% |
| 54119 | 2014-10-17 15:13:14 | 100.76 | 93% |
| 52433 | 2014-09-09 20:51:41 | 109.16 | 91% |
| 52255 | 2014-09-05 20:59:43 | 104.13 | 91% |
| 50466 | 2014-08-08 14:21:49 | 125.83 | 98% |
| 49697 | 2014-07-20 18:51:27 | 100.65 | 92% |
| 49644 | 2014-07-20 01:55:43 | 102.87 | 92% |
| 49154 | 2014-07-12 08:57:05 | 106.75 | 94% |
| 47467 | 2014-06-16 13:54:26 | 87.16 | 90% |
| 47049 | 2014-06-11 15:58:43 | 102.84 | 96% |
| 46555 | 2014-06-04 10:30:29 | 114.46 | 97% |
| 46202 | 2014-05-28 02:07:48 | 108.68 | 94% |
| 44232 | 2014-04-26 15:48:05 | 106.71 | 96% |
| 44192 | 2014-04-26 02:28:29 | 110.17 | 95% |
| 44024 | 2014-04-24 00:08:23 | 88.06 | 90% |
| 43624 | 2014-04-20 18:16:44 | 105.69 | 95% |
| 42341 | 2014-03-30 19:34:36 | 97.84 | 88% |
| 41005 | 2014-03-11 06:01:33 | 107.03 | 97% |
| 40329 | 2014-03-01 18:22:16 | 98.39 | 90% |
| 39178 | 2014-02-07 02:47:53 | 97.24 | 92% |
| 38481 | 2014-01-26 03:26:11 | 104.66 | 92% |
| 37823 | 2014-01-15 14:02:03 | 106.74 | 93% |
| 37782 | 2014-01-13 18:39:44 | 105.02 | 91% |
| 37043 | 2014-01-01 20:46:18 | 113.43 | 95% |
| 36911 | 2013-12-30 14:47:23 | 87.10 | 90% |
| 36459 | 2013-12-26 13:13:28 | 105.73 | 94% |
| 36426 | 2013-12-25 11:19:01 | 107.87 | 97% |
| 36163 | 2013-12-21 14:04:30 | 107.03 | 96% |
| 36019 | 2013-12-19 23:54:12 | 103.46 | 94% |
| 34785 | 2013-12-05 09:42:30 | 94.47 | 91% |
| 34416 | 2013-12-02 23:13:37 | 97.06 | 90% |
| 34395 | 2013-12-02 22:04:02 | 98.33 | 92% |
| 34144 | 2013-11-29 00:59:05 | 95.58 | 92% |
| 33339 | 2013-11-20 00:28:23 | 100.83 | 90% |
| 33332 | 2013-11-20 00:23:05 | 105.02 | 91% |
| 33190 | 2013-11-17 00:40:43 | 106.20 | 91% |
| 32851 | 2013-11-14 00:08:04 | 95.58 | 89% |
| 31437 | 2013-11-02 01:58:57 | 84.91 | 85% |
| 31411 | 2013-11-01 16:32:10 | 100.43 | 92% |
| 31260 | 2013-10-30 01:06:52 | 86.55 | 89% |
| 30418 | 2013-10-23 19:33:18 | 105.81 | 92% |
| 30353 | 2013-10-23 16:27:02 | 114.73 | 95% |
| 29732 | 2013-10-13 14:27:31 | 95.83 | 93% |
| 29633 | 2013-10-12 03:40:33 | 102.69 | 93% |
| 28896 | 2013-10-05 20:32:12 | 107.61 | 93% |
| 28809 | 2013-10-04 19:17:53 | 105.05 | 94% |
| 28502 | 2013-10-02 14:42:16 | 104.79 | 93% |
| 26744 | 2013-09-01 22:22:59 | 113.75 | 95% |
| 26384 | 2013-08-22 19:28:49 | 99.22 | 93% |
| 26085 | 2013-08-19 13:11:07 | 116.06 | 97% |
| 25399 | 2013-08-13 18:36:04 | 113.47 | 95% |
| 24894 | 2013-08-09 15:20:37 | 91.35 | 89% |
| 23765 | 2013-07-30 21:59:15 | 89.54 | 87% |
| 23580 | 2013-07-28 23:56:06 | 107.01 | 93% |
| 23297 | 2013-07-27 02:35:23 | 108.36 | 94% |
| 23162 | 2013-07-26 17:30:34 | 102.37 | 92% |
| 23125 | 2013-07-26 14:35:41 | 104.65 | 95% |
| 22616 | 2013-07-21 03:37:09 | 101.94 | 92% |
| 22206 | 2013-07-17 14:19:48 | 107.89 | 94% |
| 21812 | 2013-07-09 21:51:36 | 114.49 | 94% |
| 21802 | 2013-07-09 21:39:38 | 107.77 | 95% |
| 21754 | 2013-07-09 02:05:24 | 112.72 | 95% |
| 21676 | 2013-07-07 22:45:40 | 105.46 | 94% |
| 21376 | 2013-07-03 08:30:01 | 113.44 | 95% |
| 20502 | 2013-06-14 01:49:53 | 100.44 | 89% |
| 19475 | 2013-06-02 17:13:23 | 102.64 | 91% |
| 19441 | 2013-06-02 16:28:32 | 100.39 | 92% |
| 18285 | 2013-05-25 00:57:11 | 112.76 | 95% |
| 18053 | 2013-05-23 01:08:49 | 86.38 | 88% |
| 17997 | 2013-05-22 23:25:13 | 109.29 | 95% |
| 17828 | 2013-05-22 00:07:47 | 108.07 | 94% |
| 16959 | 2013-05-09 15:32:44 | 88.73 | 90% |
| 16405 | 2013-04-27 21:07:35 | 90.25 | 89% |
| 16020 | 2013-04-22 04:16:09 | 100.42 | 94% |
| 15858 | 2013-04-21 17:19:28 | 107.31 | 97% |
| 14607 | 2013-04-14 02:40:00 | 91.82 | 90% |
| 14317 | 2013-04-11 23:17:59 | 107.07 | 94% |
| 14088 | 2013-04-10 02:43:41 | 107.14 | 94% |
| 14070 | 2013-04-10 02:29:18 | 92.05 | 91% |
| 13659 | 2013-04-07 06:32:28 | 111.97 | 95% |
| 13135 | 2013-04-02 01:31:51 | 102.58 | 93% |
| 12689 | 2013-03-27 05:39:12 | 86.67 | 87% |
| 12112 | 2013-03-21 15:28:33 | 99.72 | 94% |
| 11147 | 2013-03-15 11:05:47 | 113.90 | 96% |
| 11133 | 2013-03-15 02:32:52 | 94.68 | 93% |
| 10796 | 2013-03-12 13:07:06 | 93.32 | 90% |
| 10060 | 2013-03-05 22:42:15 | 105.68 | 92% |
| 9999 | 2013-03-05 05:29:59 | 106.06 | 93% |
| 9813 | 2013-03-02 14:12:45 | 103.48 | 98% |
| 8810 | 2013-02-19 18:29:31 | 92.00 | 90% |
| 8523 | 2013-02-16 20:38:05 | 93.98 | 87% |
| 8381 | 2013-02-15 17:16:53 | 102.49 | 92% |
| 7691 | 2013-02-08 00:51:14 | 99.43 | 93% |
| 7578 | 2013-02-07 20:09:28 | 91.82 | 89% |
| 6554 | 2013-01-16 02:12:04 | 103.97 | 94% |
| 6234 | 2013-01-13 19:07:57 | 97.56 | 91% |
| 5953 | 2013-01-12 22:42:56 | 100.27 | 92% |
| 5564 | 2013-01-06 03:55:42 | 87.52 | 88% |
| 5245 | 2013-01-03 22:33:06 | 93.68 | 93% |
| 4138 | 2012-12-29 22:36:21 | 98.60 | 93% |
| 3424 | 2012-12-24 02:19:18 | 107.57 | 97% |
| 3167 | 2012-12-23 01:56:10 | 93.97 | 91% |
| 2776 | 2012-12-21 18:43:30 | 101.62 | 94% |
| 2753 | 2012-12-21 18:26:00 | 96.92 | 92% |
| 2110 | 2012-12-17 00:00:19 | 100.58 | 93% |
| 1762 | 2012-12-15 04:13:30 | 99.64 | 94% |
| 1195 | 2012-12-11 05:11:13 | 115.96 | 97% |
| 1090 | 2012-12-08 07:34:51 | 85.81 | 89% |