I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 106235 | 2018-11-24 19:11:24 | 160.15 | 99% |
| 104777 | 2018-02-28 15:23:27 | 148.28 | 99% |
| 104776 | 2018-02-28 14:48:26 | 139.71 | 98% |
| 100626 | 2017-06-10 15:16:49 | 105.85 | 97% |
| 98754 | 2017-04-25 20:01:00 | 103.40 | 88% |
| 94302 | 2016-12-24 16:38:40 | 110.15 | 91% |
| 93848 | 2016-12-10 01:49:58 | 130.72 | 96% |
| 92839 | 2016-11-12 23:56:41 | 82.35 | 77% |
| 91480 | 2016-10-23 20:42:17 | 109.97 | 93% |
| 90319 | 2016-10-03 21:10:24 | 115.46 | 93% |
| 88768 | 2016-09-03 14:14:34 | 112.29 | 92% |
| 88622 | 2016-08-31 21:45:12 | 100.66 | 88% |
| 87864 | 2016-08-25 00:05:54 | 98.19 | 87% |
| 87457 | 2016-08-20 09:13:49 | 91.34 | 87% |
| 87229 | 2016-08-11 20:24:08 | 117.08 | 90% |
| 87006 | 2016-08-10 20:28:54 | 110.42 | 91% |
| 85414 | 2016-07-17 16:53:30 | 101.55 | 88% |
| 84938 | 2016-07-12 21:48:48 | 103.97 | 91% |
| 84465 | 2016-07-07 12:23:27 | 112.34 | 93% |
| 84155 | 2016-07-03 19:29:41 | 99.03 | 89% |
| 83807 | 2016-07-02 02:49:05 | 89.79 | 88% |
| 83322 | 2016-06-28 18:58:09 | 114.96 | 93% |
| 81935 | 2016-06-11 00:23:59 | 118.80 | 96% |
| 80459 | 2016-05-24 23:05:31 | 119.42 | 94% |
| 79811 | 2016-05-21 00:14:31 | 119.43 | 95% |
| 78868 | 2016-05-18 16:02:17 | 116.40 | 95% |
| 77389 | 2016-04-13 05:13:09 | 108.25 | 90% |
| 77032 | 2016-04-10 21:31:02 | 89.48 | 83% |
| 76974 | 2016-04-10 20:40:34 | 103.19 | 89% |
| 71204 | 2015-07-04 14:58:47 | 97.46 | 88% |
| 71113 | 2015-07-03 21:48:17 | 107.44 | 92% |
| 69823 | 2015-06-17 22:42:12 | 116.36 | 94% |
| 69711 | 2015-06-16 06:24:50 | 109.27 | 94% |
| 69540 | 2015-06-14 10:54:04 | 118.31 | 97% |
| 68914 | 2015-06-07 17:42:37 | 115.24 | 95% |
| 68691 | 2015-06-03 02:53:32 | 122.32 | 98% |
| 67589 | 2015-05-23 20:01:35 | 103.29 | 92% |
| 65373 | 2015-04-30 03:22:44 | 97.28 | 90% |