And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 107314 | 2019-09-06 05:44:27 | 162.53 | 99% |
| 106682 | 2019-06-12 02:43:03 | 157.62 | 98% |
| 106681 | 2019-06-12 02:35:30 | 154.18 | 97% |
| 103202 | 2017-10-22 12:48:11 | 150.32 | 99% |
| 101206 | 2017-07-02 21:27:17 | 147.25 | 98% |
| 101205 | 2017-07-02 21:18:13 | 141.79 | 97% |
| 98306 | 2017-04-23 18:25:50 | 117.89 | 89% |
| 97660 | 2017-04-21 23:49:48 | 101.50 | 81% |
| 94381 | 2016-12-25 01:27:20 | 104.11 | 82% |
| 89931 | 2016-09-29 15:26:53 | 115.55 | 88% |
| 88638 | 2016-08-31 21:57:02 | 117.86 | 90% |
| 87621 | 2016-08-22 14:21:51 | 118.69 | 92% |
| 85177 | 2016-07-14 21:23:53 | 119.50 | 93% |
| 84070 | 2016-07-03 16:03:20 | 96.06 | 81% |
| 83680 | 2016-07-01 22:52:10 | 118.96 | 88% |
| 83331 | 2016-06-28 19:04:56 | 86.25 | 79% |
| 83303 | 2016-06-28 18:42:02 | 104.71 | 85% |
| 83046 | 2016-06-26 14:26:53 | 97.34 | 83% |
| 80671 | 2016-05-26 14:57:46 | 119.70 | 90% |
| 78888 | 2016-05-18 16:17:11 | 134.92 | 94% |
| 78082 | 2016-04-15 00:54:47 | 101.34 | 80% |
| 77647 | 2016-04-13 19:42:34 | 98.07 | 82% |
| 77521 | 2016-04-13 09:53:01 | 99.77 | 84% |
| 77168 | 2016-04-11 13:39:16 | 97.93 | 87% |
| 76712 | 2015-08-06 04:54:43 | 105.38 | 90% |
| 76408 | 2015-08-03 23:36:43 | 105.61 | 87% |
| 76230 | 2015-08-02 19:56:44 | 121.61 | 93% |
| 75420 | 2015-07-30 04:53:33 | 103.97 | 89% |
| 74001 | 2015-07-22 19:56:44 | 118.10 | 93% |
| 73694 | 2015-07-20 21:52:44 | 108.54 | 91% |
| 73104 | 2015-07-19 00:32:47 | 119.12 | 92% |
| 72644 | 2015-07-14 01:34:09 | 121.72 | 94% |
| 71910 | 2015-07-08 16:17:49 | 119.79 | 93% |
| 71100 | 2015-07-03 21:35:37 | 102.88 | 85% |
| 70544 | 2015-06-27 17:45:03 | 125.32 | 95% |
| 70512 | 2015-06-26 22:32:16 | 120.74 | 92% |
| 70385 | 2015-06-25 04:28:56 | 105.99 | 91% |
| 70363 | 2015-06-25 04:07:05 | 107.14 | 88% |
| 70086 | 2015-06-21 17:37:51 | 119.12 | 94% |
| 70058 | 2015-06-21 13:19:10 | 117.32 | 93% |
| 69430 | 2015-06-13 10:09:03 | 120.09 | 93% |
| 68722 | 2015-06-03 23:53:49 | 121.22 | 94% |
| 68192 | 2015-05-30 00:36:39 | 115.52 | 91% |
| 68031 | 2015-05-28 01:58:23 | 115.05 | 91% |
| 67936 | 2015-05-26 04:14:59 | 118.50 | 94% |
| 67378 | 2015-05-21 23:09:05 | 111.94 | 93% |
| 66941 | 2015-05-14 11:23:23 | 105.99 | 93% |
| 63568 | 2015-03-16 15:53:53 | 117.90 | 94% |
| 59520 | 2015-02-01 00:36:30 | 97.14 | 86% |
| 59339 | 2015-01-27 02:33:24 | 106.73 | 90% |
| 58978 | 2015-01-24 01:57:57 | 109.92 | 87% |
| 58151 | 2015-01-07 07:42:46 | 95.55 | 89% |
| 57993 | 2015-01-06 00:31:23 | 125.09 | 95% |
| 57730 | 2014-12-29 18:36:49 | 93.46 | 84% |
| 57525 | 2014-12-26 05:43:51 | 120.07 | 95% |
| 55726 | 2014-11-08 16:37:50 | 117.56 | 92% |
| 54952 | 2014-10-26 17:41:03 | 97.45 | 86% |
| 54481 | 2014-10-20 16:27:46 | 116.50 | 95% |
| 53921 | 2014-10-13 14:24:53 | 102.08 | 88% |
| 53733 | 2014-10-10 12:44:35 | 112.63 | 92% |
| 53719 | 2014-10-09 01:06:51 | 106.97 | 87% |
| 53605 | 2014-10-05 17:39:48 | 100.28 | 91% |
| 51768 | 2014-08-28 00:07:13 | 114.17 | 91% |
| 51613 | 2014-08-23 13:00:23 | 89.89 | 88% |
| 51068 | 2014-08-17 08:53:14 | 117.69 | 96% |
| 50886 | 2014-08-14 02:20:22 | 80.47 | 84% |
| 50725 | 2014-08-10 12:44:31 | 107.76 | 89% |
| 49255 | 2014-07-13 23:30:11 | 114.66 | 94% |
| 48327 | 2014-06-28 22:24:14 | 118.57 | 94% |
| 48157 | 2014-06-27 13:22:17 | 112.27 | 93% |
| 47292 | 2014-06-14 21:30:48 | 108.88 | 91% |
| 46864 | 2014-06-08 05:10:52 | 94.67 | 88% |
| 46390 | 2014-05-31 02:14:46 | 111.11 | 90% |
| 46080 | 2014-05-24 05:06:56 | 85.53 | 83% |
| 45176 | 2014-05-08 01:34:20 | 113.51 | 93% |
| 44825 | 2014-05-05 15:36:11 | 126.35 | 94% |
| 44671 | 2014-05-02 17:33:28 | 117.08 | 95% |
| 44414 | 2014-04-27 23:06:31 | 113.98 | 96% |
| 43974 | 2014-04-23 23:09:36 | 116.26 | 95% |
| 43775 | 2014-04-21 13:01:13 | 93.73 | 91% |
| 43554 | 2014-04-20 00:16:32 | 95.87 | 85% |
| 42677 | 2014-04-08 23:20:11 | 113.14 | 92% |
| 42240 | 2014-03-27 22:06:17 | 93.04 | 88% |
| 41129 | 2014-03-12 16:57:24 | 116.94 | 94% |
| 40774 | 2014-03-08 09:24:43 | 98.86 | 89% |
| 40248 | 2014-02-27 23:07:45 | 102.24 | 91% |
| 39541 | 2014-02-12 16:07:11 | 123.31 | 96% |
| 39167 | 2014-02-07 02:38:37 | 107.79 | 91% |
| 39003 | 2014-02-02 21:42:59 | 94.55 | 87% |
| 38455 | 2014-01-24 05:01:54 | 93.41 | 92% |
| 36618 | 2013-12-27 23:59:40 | 102.62 | 92% |
| 36417 | 2013-12-25 11:11:06 | 92.92 | 88% |
| 36383 | 2013-12-23 19:22:19 | 106.77 | 89% |
| 35994 | 2013-12-19 22:03:52 | 109.21 | 91% |
| 35785 | 2013-12-17 22:25:56 | 99.71 | 90% |
| 35673 | 2013-12-16 15:51:32 | 109.72 | 92% |
| 35056 | 2013-12-07 01:31:44 | 108.91 | 90% |
| 34488 | 2013-12-03 02:04:48 | 111.08 | 90% |
| 33823 | 2013-11-25 00:50:53 | 99.03 | 89% |
| 33768 | 2013-11-24 19:09:40 | 105.03 | 96% |
| 33315 | 2013-11-19 20:02:31 | 88.10 | 86% |
| 33282 | 2013-11-19 19:35:05 | 109.81 | 91% |
| 33041 | 2013-11-15 13:17:47 | 112.74 | 92% |
| 32303 | 2013-11-10 00:26:44 | 103.91 | 89% |
| 31719 | 2013-11-05 22:19:47 | 121.81 | 94% |
| 31024 | 2013-10-27 08:33:36 | 110.77 | 95% |
| 30792 | 2013-10-26 00:30:07 | 107.38 | 92% |
| 30716 | 2013-10-25 22:54:34 | 105.68 | 92% |
| 30598 | 2013-10-25 15:08:38 | 125.15 | 95% |
| 30566 | 2013-10-25 01:22:36 | 101.17 | 91% |
| 30481 | 2013-10-24 21:08:03 | 97.11 | 92% |
| 30302 | 2013-10-23 14:32:57 | 126.14 | 95% |
| 30064 | 2013-10-19 00:07:45 | 110.85 | 93% |
| 28859 | 2013-10-05 02:37:33 | 106.22 | 92% |
| 28771 | 2013-10-04 16:06:27 | 119.55 | 96% |
| 27811 | 2013-09-21 19:04:40 | 116.35 | 94% |
| 27799 | 2013-09-21 16:19:26 | 99.31 | 89% |
| 27660 | 2013-09-20 03:52:00 | 123.97 | 96% |
| 27206 | 2013-09-11 01:56:13 | 117.71 | 95% |
| 26934 | 2013-09-04 16:54:43 | 109.77 | 92% |
| 26487 | 2013-08-25 12:04:44 | 125.43 | 95% |
| 25543 | 2013-08-14 07:19:18 | 98.75 | 91% |
| 24254 | 2013-08-03 22:43:33 | 120.75 | 94% |
| 24043 | 2013-08-02 01:44:47 | 107.38 | 90% |
| 23746 | 2013-07-30 21:42:34 | 109.73 | 92% |
| 23386 | 2013-07-28 11:29:42 | 115.61 | 95% |
| 22977 | 2013-07-25 00:18:13 | 96.99 | 88% |
| 22726 | 2013-07-22 01:07:25 | 106.62 | 94% |
| 22324 | 2013-07-19 22:49:06 | 124.97 | 95% |
| 22282 | 2013-07-19 16:13:07 | 115.75 | 93% |
| 21279 | 2013-07-01 11:57:20 | 117.74 | 94% |
| 21166 | 2013-06-29 16:25:07 | 124.34 | 95% |
| 21112 | 2013-06-27 23:14:35 | 113.81 | 94% |
| 20525 | 2013-06-14 23:34:45 | 127.54 | 97% |
| 19824 | 2013-06-05 01:19:16 | 122.38 | 96% |
| 19812 | 2013-06-05 01:09:40 | 119.52 | 96% |
| 19792 | 2013-06-04 21:43:52 | 98.73 | 88% |
| 19212 | 2013-06-01 13:28:07 | 114.58 | 95% |
| 19147 | 2013-05-31 11:45:23 | 118.55 | 94% |
| 18977 | 2013-05-29 15:20:48 | 118.32 | 92% |
| 18821 | 2013-05-28 16:37:24 | 113.23 | 94% |
| 18383 | 2013-05-25 15:09:38 | 99.41 | 93% |
| 17516 | 2013-05-18 23:03:18 | 98.08 | 91% |
| 17507 | 2013-05-18 22:56:28 | 112.23 | 94% |
| 17274 | 2013-05-16 06:29:45 | 127.17 | 99% |
| 17244 | 2013-05-15 15:13:44 | 113.53 | 94% |
| 16875 | 2013-05-08 12:49:33 | 116.92 | 96% |
| 16408 | 2013-04-27 21:10:06 | 107.12 | 90% |
| 15389 | 2013-04-16 20:46:27 | 113.38 | 94% |
| 15221 | 2013-04-16 15:08:15 | 111.96 | 94% |
| 15090 | 2013-04-15 20:00:02 | 92.24 | 89% |
| 15088 | 2013-04-15 18:38:04 | 89.09 | 88% |
| 14840 | 2013-04-14 19:58:37 | 108.34 | 91% |
| 14620 | 2013-04-14 02:50:38 | 89.34 | 87% |
| 14220 | 2013-04-11 05:22:19 | 117.20 | 95% |
| 13864 | 2013-04-08 20:32:57 | 106.47 | 90% |
| 12854 | 2013-03-31 21:23:13 | 114.90 | 94% |
| 11764 | 2013-03-18 05:16:26 | 125.04 | 96% |
| 11757 | 2013-03-18 05:10:50 | 100.33 | 94% |
| 11741 | 2013-03-17 20:02:11 | 106.02 | 92% |
| 11492 | 2013-03-16 15:51:32 | 115.35 | 94% |
| 11298 | 2013-03-16 02:13:14 | 95.78 | 88% |
| 11125 | 2013-03-15 02:25:26 | 116.14 | 94% |
| 10993 | 2013-03-14 09:09:59 | 119.21 | 97% |
| 10695 | 2013-03-10 22:53:38 | 114.96 | 94% |
| 10670 | 2013-03-10 21:09:01 | 117.37 | 95% |
| 10480 | 2013-03-08 05:57:43 | 98.99 | 92% |
| 9259 | 2013-02-24 07:58:29 | 91.49 | 88% |
| 8987 | 2013-02-21 00:50:52 | 125.21 | 97% |
| 8783 | 2013-02-19 18:08:52 | 100.11 | 89% |
| 8519 | 2013-02-16 20:34:53 | 119.95 | 93% |
| 8478 | 2013-02-16 16:33:29 | 117.88 | 95% |
| 7298 | 2013-02-06 01:27:08 | 113.49 | 94% |
| 7251 | 2013-02-06 00:07:53 | 117.47 | 95% |
| 6776 | 2013-01-21 01:01:45 | 107.71 | 92% |
| 6633 | 2013-01-18 00:06:32 | 108.95 | 91% |
| 6544 | 2013-01-16 01:06:16 | 120.69 | 95% |
| 6268 | 2013-01-14 01:30:50 | 129.58 | 95% |
| 6105 | 2013-01-13 07:44:38 | 111.15 | 92% |
| 5621 | 2013-01-07 01:50:29 | 109.29 | 92% |
| 5204 | 2013-01-03 00:51:07 | 110.36 | 95% |
| 4723 | 2012-12-31 01:00:15 | 112.15 | 91% |
| 4687 | 2012-12-31 00:28:29 | 104.22 | 90% |
| 4656 | 2012-12-30 23:27:00 | 98.48 | 87% |
| 4601 | 2012-12-30 22:28:45 | 111.17 | 91% |
| 4334 | 2012-12-30 04:27:22 | 114.30 | 93% |
| 4307 | 2012-12-30 03:56:42 | 101.06 | 88% |
| 3530 | 2012-12-24 20:40:31 | 112.49 | 96% |
| 3227 | 2012-12-23 06:31:02 | 101.04 | 91% |
| 3141 | 2012-12-22 09:15:33 | 107.07 | 95% |
| 2623 | 2012-12-20 23:21:46 | 116.38 | 96% |
| 2511 | 2012-12-19 02:38:40 | 105.99 | 94% |
| 1732 | 2012-12-15 03:50:34 | 105.29 | 93% |
| 1604 | 2012-12-12 02:52:10 | 108.04 | 94% |
| 1583 | 2012-12-12 02:32:28 | 106.02 | 93% |
| 722 | 2012-11-28 04:49:14 | 102.01 | 97% |
| 446 | 2012-11-27 03:39:06 | 103.63 | 95% |
| 343 | 2012-11-26 23:36:52 | 114.87 | 95% |
| 295 | 2012-11-26 20:51:25 | 105.89 | 94% |