And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2975 | 2015-11-06 01:05:11 | 89.95 | 97% |
| 2806 | 2015-10-21 23:23:57 | 86.72 | 96% |
| 2661 | 2015-09-27 03:43:29 | 87.30 | 96% |
| 2281 | 2013-10-17 22:14:54 | 80.98 | 94% |
| 1647 | 2009-09-19 12:15:26 | 88.96 | |
| 727 | 2009-09-03 03:17:42 | 88.76 | |
| 177 | 2009-08-30 18:02:03 | 66.23 | |
| 170 | 2009-08-30 17:53:05 | 67.29 | |
| 55 | 2009-08-26 18:04:35 | 60.96 |