And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2282 | 2017-05-07 16:36:14 | 74.45 | 97% |
| 1736 | 2016-07-18 16:48:06 | 70.52 | 95% |
| 1071 | 2014-08-30 08:10:50 | 66.53 | 96% |
| 359 | 2013-09-23 12:15:19 | 77.30 | 98% |
| 85 | 2013-06-19 08:12:07 | 68.64 | 97% |