And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2612 | 2014-01-05 11:14:14 | 85.33 | 94% |
| 2020 | 2011-08-05 08:56:04 | 86.60 | 94% |
| 1510 | 2011-06-15 12:42:05 | 94.26 | 98% |
| 1506 | 2011-06-15 09:02:11 | 91.19 | 95% |
| 1404 | 2011-06-02 11:52:34 | 87.93 | 94% |
| 1067 | 2011-04-23 10:45:12 | 94.72 | |
| 827 | 2011-03-12 12:17:37 | 88.74 | |
| 649 | 2011-02-09 11:53:05 | 92.33 | |
| 614 | 2011-02-06 10:03:10 | 96.22 | |
| 572 | 2011-02-03 08:04:16 | 85.65 | |
| 128 | 2010-09-13 09:00:37 | 80.91 |