Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 433 | 2018-11-22 01:23:32 | 58.92 | 97% |
| 432 | 2018-11-22 01:22:33 | 56.35 | 98% |