And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3248 | 2014-11-14 03:18:57 | 107.44 | 100% |
| 3207 | 2014-11-04 22:21:10 | 99.27 | 98% |
| 3158 | 2014-08-19 19:11:57 | 95.95 | 98% |
| 2902 | 2011-11-07 19:41:00 | 83.28 | 94% |
| 2816 | 2011-10-17 17:19:25 | 80.07 | 97% |
| 2760 | 2011-10-03 21:23:34 | 80.33 | 95% |
| 398 | 2011-05-20 16:48:00 | 58.43 | 95% |
| 238 | 2011-05-10 13:09:04 | 64.22 | 97% |
| 186 | 2011-05-10 11:58:41 | 57.51 | 96% |
| 114 | 2011-05-07 16:06:03 | 56.19 | 97% |