Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 36577 | 2017-02-02 05:51:37 | 99.56 | 84% |
| 36288 | 2017-01-04 02:19:48 | 122.66 | 99% |
| 36075 | 2017-01-01 10:17:00 | 115.36 | 99% |
| 35384 | 2016-12-07 19:29:36 | 89.54 | 85% |
| 34526 | 2016-09-25 14:26:50 | 90.64 | 78% |
| 34113 | 2016-08-30 03:14:01 | 127.78 | 94% |
| 33796 | 2016-07-19 03:22:35 | 116.18 | 90% |
| 30166 | 2015-05-15 02:52:11 | 103.97 | 88% |
| 27942 | 2014-12-06 15:53:03 | 104.52 | 94% |
| 27458 | 2014-11-29 05:05:27 | 116.38 | 94% |
| 26855 | 2014-11-20 07:21:23 | 114.99 | 96% |
| 26672 | 2014-11-17 20:41:33 | 87.84 | 82% |
| 26670 | 2014-11-17 20:40:06 | 91.71 | 80% |
| 26052 | 2014-11-11 17:02:29 | 109.45 | 90% |
| 25112 | 2014-10-30 02:26:03 | 100.39 | 88% |
| 24263 | 2014-10-11 07:46:22 | 126.86 | 94% |
| 23910 | 2014-10-06 21:19:36 | 103.24 | 94% |
| 23773 | 2014-10-04 09:10:46 | 122.35 | 96% |
| 23249 | 2014-09-20 02:57:24 | 121.59 | 98% |
| 22131 | 2014-08-30 06:38:07 | 124.51 | 95% |
| 20579 | 2014-06-13 17:12:46 | 126.70 | 100% |
| 19999 | 2014-05-30 23:47:16 | 114.18 | 94% |
| 19604 | 2014-05-17 18:41:27 | 110.41 | 92% |
| 19365 | 2014-05-14 23:31:52 | 121.98 | 97% |
| 19179 | 2014-05-10 18:09:50 | 125.87 | 92% |
| 18603 | 2014-04-30 06:07:23 | 108.07 | 90% |
| 18217 | 2014-04-16 22:16:33 | 121.01 | 95% |
| 18160 | 2014-04-16 07:29:39 | 124.76 | 99% |
| 18096 | 2014-04-15 18:07:17 | 106.81 | 97% |
| 18005 | 2014-04-12 00:38:21 | 109.65 | 92% |
| 17921 | 2014-04-08 02:32:44 | 108.56 | 89% |
| 17596 | 2014-03-29 08:00:56 | 116.71 | 92% |
| 16595 | 2014-01-10 09:53:41 | 114.62 | 92% |
| 16536 | 2014-01-07 16:52:52 | 116.61 | 94% |
| 15460 | 2013-11-25 16:58:20 | 127.05 | 96% |
| 14092 | 2013-10-16 03:26:00 | 119.86 | 98% |
| 13809 | 2013-10-10 06:29:52 | 106.25 | 94% |
| 13012 | 2013-09-27 20:23:24 | 96.66 | 84% |
| 12080 | 2013-09-14 10:38:30 | 101.33 | 97% |
| 11296 | 2013-09-05 08:40:00 | 127.92 | 97% |
| 10427 | 2013-08-22 01:22:36 | 128.39 | 98% |
| 9810 | 2013-08-15 01:48:08 | 120.66 | 95% |
| 9727 | 2013-08-13 18:36:05 | 111.23 | 92% |
| 9481 | 2013-08-11 00:38:54 | 126.05 | 98% |
| 9311 | 2013-08-02 01:11:34 | 123.52 | 96% |
| 9308 | 2013-08-02 01:09:11 | 134.53 | 99% |
| 9199 | 2013-07-30 05:11:55 | 132.66 | 97% |
| 8401 | 2013-07-01 02:58:53 | 101.02 | 89% |
| 7536 | 2013-05-24 04:02:24 | 80.24 | 76% |
| 6964 | 2013-05-04 02:18:13 | 111.90 | 96% |
| 6197 | 2013-04-24 13:08:41 | 109.36 | 97% |
| 5101 | 2013-03-30 15:48:33 | 114.72 | 100% |
| 4479 | 2013-03-09 05:01:57 | 112.11 | 97% |
| 1438 | 2012-09-28 04:15:35 | 105.23 | 93% |
| 1362 | 2012-09-22 06:20:55 | 111.96 | 96% |
| 573 | 2012-08-26 19:03:57 | 108.94 | 96% |
| 432 | 2012-08-24 12:27:36 | 107.18 | 95% |