Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 36900 | 2017-02-25 04:18:13 | 94.81 | 85% |
| 36646 | 2017-02-05 16:02:49 | 114.51 | 91% |