I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 44579 | 2022-12-25 05:20:32 | 130.42 | 98% |
| 42822 | 2022-10-02 23:22:25 | 152.79 | 100% |
| 41088 | 2022-03-16 04:41:08 | 133.47 | 98% |
| 38244 | 2017-04-26 23:09:12 | 134.99 | 93% |
| 36945 | 2017-02-25 10:35:20 | 114.06 | 94% |
| 35495 | 2016-12-08 05:46:53 | 112.67 | 84% |
| 34877 | 2016-11-11 04:34:23 | 109.16 | 90% |
| 34716 | 2016-11-02 00:47:23 | 92.93 | 94% |
| 34393 | 2016-09-20 05:58:28 | 135.98 | 94% |
| 33952 | 2016-07-29 21:49:41 | 115.28 | 95% |
| 32397 | 2015-09-07 05:07:51 | 119.54 | 94% |
| 32212 | 2015-09-04 08:58:56 | 131.37 | 96% |
| 32097 | 2015-08-31 09:45:11 | 148.40 | 97% |
| 31090 | 2015-06-11 18:07:21 | 131.96 | 99% |
| 30882 | 2015-06-04 22:12:24 | 120.19 | 90% |
| 29857 | 2015-05-06 19:48:12 | 130.57 | 98% |
| 29816 | 2015-05-06 00:15:40 | 138.78 | 97% |
| 28992 | 2015-04-03 19:54:12 | 124.36 | 89% |
| 28990 | 2015-04-03 19:52:56 | 115.36 | 95% |
| 28845 | 2015-03-01 06:20:05 | 122.66 | 98% |
| 28358 | 2014-12-27 07:28:07 | 131.85 | 98% |
| 28235 | 2014-12-21 04:18:24 | 116.49 | 93% |
| 28231 | 2014-12-21 04:10:12 | 145.91 | 100% |
| 27847 | 2014-12-05 02:29:21 | 136.62 | 100% |
| 27743 | 2014-12-03 19:46:33 | 122.09 | 92% |
| 26841 | 2014-11-20 07:11:24 | 117.58 | 89% |
| 26219 | 2014-11-13 03:37:19 | 130.06 | 98% |
| 24890 | 2014-10-26 16:52:38 | 126.33 | 94% |
| 24257 | 2014-10-11 07:41:57 | 121.92 | 96% |
| 23621 | 2014-09-29 20:55:15 | 134.07 | 94% |
| 22916 | 2014-09-12 19:11:51 | 128.33 | 99% |
| 22520 | 2014-09-07 01:13:29 | 112.33 | 96% |
| 21759 | 2014-08-19 11:36:57 | 101.70 | 84% |
| 21735 | 2014-08-17 06:40:14 | 129.46 | 96% |
| 21089 | 2014-06-30 20:50:06 | 125.89 | 93% |
| 20989 | 2014-06-27 05:44:21 | 115.80 | 90% |
| 20821 | 2014-06-20 04:05:45 | 121.23 | 95% |
| 20192 | 2014-06-02 19:03:00 | 144.50 | 100% |
| 19970 | 2014-05-30 01:47:49 | 103.24 | 92% |
| 19635 | 2014-05-18 21:34:02 | 108.67 | 94% |
| 19398 | 2014-05-15 00:50:37 | 116.70 | 96% |
| 19301 | 2014-05-13 21:03:15 | 123.99 | 97% |
| 18402 | 2014-04-25 01:57:51 | 110.60 | 96% |
| 16967 | 2014-01-21 23:20:20 | 116.71 | 90% |
| 16714 | 2014-01-12 20:04:05 | 120.63 | 94% |
| 16410 | 2014-01-05 04:58:27 | 107.86 | 92% |
| 15751 | 2013-12-04 18:26:57 | 131.93 | 96% |
| 15470 | 2013-11-25 17:05:00 | 130.04 | 96% |
| 15461 | 2013-11-25 16:58:57 | 121.14 | 98% |
| 14975 | 2013-11-10 09:17:15 | 108.95 | 93% |
| 14415 | 2013-10-22 20:20:35 | 129.96 | 97% |
| 14106 | 2013-10-16 03:39:08 | 120.26 | 92% |
| 13104 | 2013-09-29 05:33:52 | 133.10 | 97% |
| 12872 | 2013-09-23 00:00:22 | 126.13 | 94% |
| 12740 | 2013-09-21 08:58:39 | 121.01 | 98% |
| 10087 | 2013-08-18 10:32:26 | 128.29 | 100% |
| 9739 | 2013-08-14 01:48:55 | 118.40 | 92% |
| 9524 | 2013-08-11 01:10:36 | 136.60 | 100% |
| 8692 | 2013-07-11 08:49:33 | 134.02 | 99% |
| 8518 | 2013-07-07 10:35:38 | 121.24 | 96% |
| 8319 | 2013-06-30 04:48:46 | 114.51 | 95% |
| 7625 | 2013-05-26 10:02:11 | 111.98 | 94% |
| 7014 | 2013-05-04 06:38:34 | 111.41 | 96% |
| 6636 | 2013-04-27 04:07:16 | 138.09 | 98% |
| 5928 | 2013-04-18 22:16:33 | 119.50 | 98% |
| 5915 | 2013-04-18 21:21:18 | 107.19 | 96% |
| 4923 | 2013-03-25 05:27:20 | 102.85 | 90% |
| 4261 | 2013-02-12 05:06:45 | 106.42 | 92% |
| 4018 | 2013-01-02 04:54:49 | 115.43 | 93% |
| 2858 | 2012-12-12 03:16:31 | 114.02 | 96% |
| 2077 | 2012-11-10 07:19:16 | 108.86 | 96% |
| 2075 | 2012-11-10 07:17:59 | 111.36 | 97% |
| 1884 | 2012-11-03 04:32:39 | 93.40 | 84% |
| 1540 | 2012-10-05 21:58:19 | 102.84 | 93% |
| 719 | 2012-08-28 12:14:54 | 110.23 | 95% |
| 204 | 2012-08-22 01:59:08 | 117.23 | 97% |
| 43 | 2012-08-21 04:39:03 | 112.76 | 100% |