The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 34175 | 2016-09-01 00:56:03 | 124.99 | 96% |
| 30970 | 2015-06-06 15:04:02 | 101.63 | 90% |
| 30430 | 2015-05-25 05:19:06 | 108.25 | 87% |
| 29719 | 2015-04-30 07:50:46 | 115.50 | 94% |
| 28826 | 2015-03-01 06:03:57 | 107.88 | 89% |
| 27818 | 2014-12-05 02:06:32 | 104.65 | 91% |
| 27453 | 2014-11-29 05:02:19 | 103.09 | 94% |
| 26997 | 2014-11-23 01:49:38 | 116.74 | 96% |
| 26441 | 2014-11-14 21:15:13 | 110.80 | 91% |
| 25813 | 2014-11-09 02:20:58 | 98.12 | 87% |
| 25416 | 2014-11-04 01:14:05 | 116.26 | 96% |
| 25001 | 2014-10-29 00:48:48 | 103.14 | 91% |
| 24705 | 2014-10-24 07:52:38 | 130.91 | 99% |
| 24421 | 2014-10-16 14:11:53 | 114.80 | 95% |
| 23785 | 2014-10-04 09:19:29 | 111.41 | 91% |
| 22475 | 2014-09-05 15:34:32 | 110.93 | 96% |
| 22143 | 2014-08-30 10:22:46 | 142.27 | 99% |
| 21390 | 2014-07-18 19:54:04 | 128.90 | 96% |
| 21159 | 2014-07-05 21:28:48 | 127.23 | 95% |
| 20699 | 2014-06-15 05:21:22 | 119.93 | 95% |
| 20584 | 2014-06-13 17:16:43 | 119.20 | 94% |
| 20377 | 2014-06-06 06:20:44 | 121.52 | 97% |
| 17919 | 2014-04-08 02:31:28 | 129.34 | 99% |
| 16364 | 2014-01-04 01:30:13 | 118.38 | 95% |
| 15730 | 2013-12-03 01:20:48 | 117.54 | 97% |
| 13711 | 2013-10-09 00:14:10 | 120.22 | 92% |
| 13576 | 2013-10-07 16:12:19 | 121.77 | 94% |
| 12981 | 2013-09-27 02:33:11 | 118.46 | 97% |
| 10709 | 2013-08-26 03:36:20 | 118.43 | 97% |
| 10393 | 2013-08-21 10:25:56 | 130.05 | 99% |
| 9942 | 2013-08-16 06:08:04 | 117.42 | 98% |
| 8766 | 2013-07-12 10:00:29 | 126.49 | 96% |
| 8530 | 2013-07-07 23:24:22 | 113.83 | 92% |
| 8494 | 2013-07-07 08:43:42 | 121.05 | 94% |
| 8269 | 2013-06-28 21:49:13 | 116.44 | 95% |
| 7454 | 2013-05-22 10:27:07 | 100.67 | 89% |
| 7075 | 2013-05-05 09:05:29 | 112.75 | 94% |
| 6820 | 2013-04-28 19:10:08 | 106.97 | 93% |
| 6347 | 2013-04-25 15:06:51 | 108.94 | 93% |
| 5790 | 2013-04-16 13:36:03 | 101.89 | 93% |
| 4234 | 2013-02-02 08:01:55 | 104.78 | 94% |
| 3759 | 2012-12-24 18:36:26 | 120.75 | 94% |
| 2779 | 2012-12-04 12:05:51 | 102.78 | 91% |
| 1623 | 2012-10-16 01:31:49 | 93.71 | 90% |
| 1436 | 2012-09-28 04:13:38 | 111.83 | 98% |
| 1059 | 2012-09-10 04:05:20 | 106.97 | 96% |
| 226 | 2012-08-22 04:46:22 | 96.70 | 94% |