And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 43688 | 2022-12-19 11:23:15 | 148.88 | 99% |
| 42387 | 2022-09-09 00:27:51 | 150.19 | 99% |
| 40959 | 2021-09-24 12:22:01 | 139.04 | 99% |
| 38167 | 2017-04-24 21:55:06 | 162.90 | 99% |
| 36512 | 2017-01-24 03:54:47 | 148.23 | 94% |
| 35905 | 2016-12-25 22:01:56 | 100.73 | 88% |
| 35724 | 2016-12-21 02:16:53 | 117.63 | 90% |
| 34038 | 2016-08-13 00:58:52 | 153.31 | 99% |
| 33209 | 2016-04-30 15:22:27 | 154.77 | 97% |
| 32842 | 2016-04-22 01:11:57 | 128.52 | 92% |
| 32189 | 2015-09-04 08:33:34 | 123.24 | 91% |
| 31645 | 2015-06-23 07:58:06 | 125.76 | 92% |
| 31346 | 2015-06-18 15:14:08 | 129.28 | 91% |
| 30954 | 2015-06-06 03:20:54 | 131.76 | 92% |
| 29560 | 2015-04-25 03:29:20 | 135.66 | 99% |
| 28910 | 2015-03-18 00:53:17 | 137.75 | 92% |
| 28787 | 2015-02-11 05:27:36 | 137.44 | 91% |
| 28257 | 2014-12-25 04:47:23 | 160.73 | 98% |
| 28032 | 2014-12-07 22:49:42 | 128.05 | 92% |
| 27075 | 2014-11-23 14:25:29 | 132.67 | 96% |
| 26894 | 2014-11-21 06:03:07 | 151.08 | 100% |
| 26773 | 2014-11-19 21:39:38 | 127.27 | 94% |
| 26689 | 2014-11-18 21:08:41 | 121.56 | 96% |
| 26430 | 2014-11-14 20:06:23 | 128.74 | 94% |
| 26378 | 2014-11-14 07:36:12 | 134.83 | 99% |
| 25939 | 2014-11-09 14:38:17 | 121.63 | 97% |
| 25323 | 2014-10-31 22:21:52 | 131.64 | 94% |
| 25265 | 2014-10-31 17:14:28 | 128.17 | 99% |
| 24926 | 2014-10-26 20:11:27 | 133.58 | 95% |
| 24025 | 2014-10-07 05:25:50 | 125.11 | 96% |
| 23719 | 2014-10-03 22:54:36 | 130.24 | 95% |
| 23558 | 2014-09-27 23:54:47 | 136.50 | 98% |
| 23259 | 2014-09-20 03:08:10 | 119.86 | 96% |
| 23240 | 2014-09-20 00:23:40 | 124.74 | 93% |
| 21492 | 2014-07-25 22:55:07 | 142.53 | 95% |
| 21248 | 2014-07-11 04:51:35 | 147.02 | 95% |
| 20870 | 2014-06-25 01:52:03 | 144.30 | 97% |
| 20813 | 2014-06-19 05:52:59 | 139.94 | 98% |
| 20272 | 2014-06-04 02:02:29 | 150.11 | 98% |
| 20002 | 2014-05-30 23:49:35 | 131.35 | 95% |
| 19954 | 2014-05-29 17:21:19 | 102.73 | 91% |
| 19837 | 2014-05-22 01:10:20 | 134.45 | 94% |
| 19566 | 2014-05-17 16:46:05 | 134.36 | 96% |
| 18871 | 2014-05-05 14:57:21 | 136.58 | 95% |
| 18546 | 2014-04-29 15:12:17 | 110.55 | 92% |
| 18198 | 2014-04-16 20:50:27 | 115.04 | 92% |
| 17960 | 2014-04-09 15:37:15 | 151.28 | 100% |
| 17650 | 2014-03-30 05:22:21 | 117.71 | 92% |
| 17527 | 2014-03-09 04:55:03 | 141.04 | 99% |
| 17391 | 2014-02-27 23:07:33 | 138.70 | 98% |
| 16199 | 2013-12-22 23:03:39 | 132.34 | 98% |
| 15342 | 2013-11-21 03:17:01 | 134.71 | 92% |
| 15311 | 2013-11-20 07:48:07 | 134.38 | 99% |
| 15286 | 2013-11-19 23:57:08 | 132.24 | 96% |
| 15249 | 2013-11-19 08:09:11 | 116.73 | 94% |
| 14793 | 2013-11-03 23:07:36 | 138.25 | 95% |
| 14671 | 2013-11-02 03:02:23 | 56.58 | 91% |
| 14639 | 2013-10-30 06:52:23 | 123.26 | 94% |
| 13226 | 2013-10-03 21:00:50 | 128.42 | 95% |
| 13138 | 2013-09-29 06:00:39 | 139.09 | 96% |
| 12815 | 2013-09-22 21:01:01 | 135.00 | 97% |
| 12427 | 2013-09-18 00:45:29 | 132.42 | 96% |
| 11776 | 2013-09-11 09:31:37 | 117.44 | 97% |
| 10193 | 2013-08-19 04:20:55 | 148.46 | 98% |
| 10046 | 2013-08-17 21:29:21 | 140.82 | 98% |
| 9896 | 2013-08-16 03:13:24 | 128.51 | 96% |
| 9799 | 2013-08-15 01:39:04 | 134.17 | 97% |
| 9625 | 2013-08-12 17:15:50 | 113.85 | 97% |
| 9215 | 2013-07-30 08:17:47 | 137.72 | 94% |
| 9062 | 2013-07-21 04:33:54 | 141.40 | 98% |
| 8902 | 2013-07-14 10:36:50 | 136.02 | 97% |
| 7226 | 2013-05-14 07:37:49 | 119.63 | 96% |
| 4736 | 2013-03-20 03:45:30 | 132.05 | 96% |
| 4602 | 2013-03-14 01:34:20 | 123.01 | 97% |
| 3608 | 2012-12-22 11:18:27 | 112.20 | 94% |
| 3329 | 2012-12-18 19:34:11 | 123.34 | 97% |
| 3001 | 2012-12-15 10:51:50 | 100.56 | 90% |
| 2750 | 2012-12-02 22:15:11 | 116.14 | 93% |
| 2026 | 2012-11-09 06:20:59 | 128.11 | 96% |
| 1238 | 2012-09-18 05:33:50 | 110.27 | 96% |
| 900 | 2012-08-30 02:07:28 | 117.82 | 95% |
| 435 | 2012-08-24 12:31:00 | 116.00 | 96% |