Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 8837 | 2019-02-11 20:09:45 | 121.26 | 98% |
| 6338 | 2018-12-24 19:40:47 | 116.62 | 98% |
| 5873 | 2018-05-12 03:31:45 | 110.83 | 98% |
| 4517 | 2018-01-25 09:30:20 | 102.92 | 98% |
| 2685 | 2017-11-27 22:54:33 | 106.06 | 98% |