You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
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20728 | 2020-08-18 23:33:06 | 82.88 | 98% |
20338 | 2020-07-30 21:36:44 | 88.73 | 96% |
19081 | 2020-07-24 20:28:13 | 91.96 | 98% |
8247 | 2018-05-11 04:30:29 | 86.10 | 97% |