Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 14677 | 2015-05-15 21:23:56 | 84.91 | 97% |
| 14668 | 2015-05-12 22:20:43 | 79.58 | 98% |
| 14495 | 2015-03-09 13:03:22 | 75.89 | 96% |
| 14076 | 2015-02-17 22:27:03 | 79.57 | 94% |
| 13704 | 2013-10-10 14:24:44 | 79.26 | 98% |
| 13270 | 2013-06-16 17:35:09 | 87.69 | 98% |
| 12616 | 2013-02-01 14:46:21 | 71.64 | 94% |
| 12348 | 2012-12-03 03:17:21 | 88.42 | 99% |
| 11858 | 2012-10-05 19:43:22 | 84.24 | 96% |
| 11570 | 2012-09-21 16:17:28 | 85.26 | 97% |
| 11480 | 2012-09-11 17:27:02 | 90.92 | 99% |
| 11402 | 2012-09-04 06:17:53 | 80.28 | 99% |
| 11358 | 2012-08-31 04:05:17 | 87.24 | 98% |
| 11034 | 2012-05-07 04:36:05 | 76.70 | 95% |
| 10705 | 2012-02-02 12:37:03 | 82.59 | 99% |
| 9703 | 2011-09-28 12:10:43 | 84.08 | 99% |
| 9449 | 2011-09-01 04:15:28 | 72.84 | 98% |
| 7600 | 2011-06-02 02:18:00 | 70.33 | 92% |
| 7423 | 2011-05-26 01:39:24 | 73.25 | 95% |
| 5177 | 2010-10-15 13:23:43 | 76.12 | |
| 5048 | 2010-10-04 12:45:31 | 79.26 | |
| 4944 | 2010-09-09 18:04:04 | 83.33 | |
| 4838 | 2010-09-02 17:57:11 | 78.78 | |
| 3865 | 2009-12-28 12:58:57 | 68.22 | |
| 3458 | 2009-11-30 02:45:39 | 82.85 | |
| 3422 | 2009-11-24 16:57:15 | 68.86 | |
| 3064 | 2009-11-02 19:11:17 | 66.24 | |
| 2998 | 2009-10-30 11:26:24 | 76.61 | |
| 2482 | 2009-08-30 08:33:41 | 62.84 | |
| 2444 | 2009-08-20 10:27:38 | 72.48 | |
| 2362 | 2009-07-29 20:33:44 | 65.50 | |
| 1732 | 2009-05-05 14:48:58 | 68.44 | |
| 1207 | 2009-04-17 23:05:49 | 68.02 | |
| 209 | 2008-11-07 14:07:37 | 61.02 | |
| 156 | 2008-11-05 18:53:31 | 57.21 |