Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 16170 | 2017-08-03 12:56:17 | 79.73 | 100% |
| 15793 | 2017-05-23 19:51:44 | 81.31 | 95% |