Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, you know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 15206 | 2016-03-01 16:07:31 | 88.79 | 96% |
| 14717 | 2015-05-24 11:59:29 | 84.29 | 98% |
| 13607 | 2013-08-31 14:14:17 | 77.44 | 98% |
| 13129 | 2013-05-07 21:29:32 | 64.02 | 94% |
| 12441 | 2012-12-21 04:11:37 | 81.28 | 98% |
| 12213 | 2012-11-13 03:51:09 | 90.02 | 98% |
| 12093 | 2012-10-28 07:21:41 | 82.51 | 98% |
| 10672 | 2012-01-28 15:56:33 | 92.63 | 99% |
| 10072 | 2011-11-14 15:06:05 | 79.53 | 93% |
| 8798 | 2011-07-01 00:48:44 | 84.33 | 93% |
| 6028 | 2011-02-12 22:11:22 | 82.76 | |
| 5806 | 2011-01-24 12:26:54 | 91.59 | |
| 5750 | 2011-01-09 04:08:02 | 79.51 | |
| 5553 | 2010-12-15 13:58:25 | 80.35 | |
| 5471 | 2010-11-23 16:05:51 | 83.89 | |
| 5290 | 2010-10-25 00:27:52 | 77.76 | |
| 4872 | 2010-09-06 17:20:56 | 94.93 | |
| 4847 | 2010-09-03 13:13:53 | 66.24 | |
| 4788 | 2010-08-31 20:52:06 | 77.28 | |
| 4484 | 2010-06-25 12:12:19 | 76.56 | |
| 4213 | 2010-05-24 21:32:00 | 78.03 | |
| 3909 | 2010-02-06 21:03:51 | 83.29 | |
| 3625 | 2009-12-11 15:49:20 | 80.76 | |
| 3542 | 2009-12-04 02:50:04 | 78.97 | |
| 3181 | 2009-11-11 16:56:04 | 76.22 | |
| 2879 | 2009-10-24 03:54:57 | 84.04 | |
| 1575 | 2009-04-30 07:09:22 | 73.58 | |
| 1401 | 2009-04-23 12:56:09 | 75.56 | |
| 1381 | 2009-04-23 07:21:38 | 69.60 | |
| 1166 | 2009-04-17 09:16:00 | 74.12 | |
| 839 | 2009-03-28 03:22:51 | 66.82 | |
| 812 | 2009-03-24 11:53:34 | 68.61 | |
| 371 | 2008-11-27 15:06:15 | 65.40 | |
| 201 | 2008-11-07 12:28:16 | 68.47 | |
| 145 | 2008-11-05 16:11:21 | 72.24 | |
| 4 | 2008-10-31 17:03:58 | 63.89 |