The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 18286 | 2021-12-15 10:01:55 | 75.61 | 98% |
| 17884 | 2020-06-14 02:59:50 | 80.78 | 98% |
| 15666 | 2017-04-09 22:41:36 | 93.21 | 100% |
| 13452 | 2013-07-11 02:31:49 | 88.82 | 97% |
| 12364 | 2012-12-05 16:27:40 | 77.78 | 94% |
| 12100 | 2012-10-29 05:29:47 | 83.27 | 95% |
| 11747 | 2012-09-29 06:56:03 | 83.22 | 97% |
| 11469 | 2012-09-11 00:25:13 | 92.07 | 99% |
| 10279 | 2011-12-08 14:23:18 | 86.30 | 98% |
| 9956 | 2011-11-01 22:53:23 | 88.97 | 97% |
| 9417 | 2011-08-31 18:36:51 | 86.37 | 98% |
| 8412 | 2011-06-21 20:14:31 | 95.37 | 99% |
| 7595 | 2011-06-02 01:45:52 | 79.06 | 96% |
| 7083 | 2011-05-03 20:44:51 | 68.99 | 93% |
| 6926 | 2011-04-25 15:07:07 | 85.16 | |
| 6757 | 2011-04-15 14:31:32 | 87.13 | |
| 6669 | 2011-04-10 21:57:01 | 77.39 | |
| 5526 | 2010-12-07 19:17:32 | 74.92 | |
| 4260 | 2010-05-28 01:29:45 | 85.71 | |
| 3055 | 2009-11-02 16:16:02 | 80.89 | |
| 2784 | 2009-10-16 13:29:34 | 70.26 | |
| 2529 | 2009-09-05 10:18:57 | 68.94 | |
| 2416 | 2009-08-17 12:29:59 | 70.70 | |
| 2315 | 2009-07-20 23:47:03 | 70.61 | |
| 2148 | 2009-05-22 14:55:13 | 71.51 | |
| 1702 | 2009-05-04 15:21:14 | 72.32 | |
| 1656 | 2009-05-03 21:36:34 | 69.63 | |
| 1415 | 2009-04-24 08:06:32 | 68.01 | |
| 1157 | 2009-04-17 07:39:19 | 75.48 | |
| 928 | 2009-04-06 08:03:29 | 76.84 | |
| 925 | 2009-04-06 07:34:05 | 67.31 | |
| 845 | 2009-03-28 03:31:24 | 72.77 | |
| 406 | 2008-12-01 15:41:43 | 64.56 |