And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 16019 | 2017-07-12 11:25:36 | 95.92 | 100% |
| 15806 | 2017-05-23 22:34:37 | 96.36 | 98% |
| 13994 | 2015-02-12 20:50:32 | 90.38 | 99% |
| 13979 | 2015-02-12 19:27:16 | 100.26 | 100% |
| 13973 | 2015-02-12 17:37:57 | 97.94 | 100% |
| 13938 | 2015-01-09 12:53:52 | 83.79 | 98% |
| 13365 | 2013-07-03 13:14:52 | 82.31 | 99% |
| 13332 | 2013-06-28 05:47:29 | 80.31 | 98% |
| 13250 | 2013-06-15 01:24:25 | 97.15 | 99% |
| 13089 | 2013-05-01 13:30:44 | 100.95 | 98% |
| 13088 | 2013-05-01 13:29:34 | 95.22 | 100% |
| 12954 | 2013-03-11 15:11:02 | 90.61 | 98% |
| 12451 | 2012-12-26 00:42:09 | 85.63 | 99% |
| 12184 | 2012-11-06 03:26:11 | 92.22 | 99% |
| 11860 | 2012-10-05 19:47:15 | 90.67 | 96% |
| 11538 | 2012-09-15 18:51:04 | 85.27 | 97% |
| 11176 | 2012-07-08 17:41:45 | 88.33 | 97% |
| 11099 | 2012-06-10 19:14:04 | 85.88 | 97% |
| 10711 | 2012-02-03 00:23:40 | 89.52 | 97% |
| 9457 | 2011-09-01 19:31:50 | 88.39 | 99% |
| 8639 | 2011-06-26 23:27:41 | 90.38 | 98% |
| 8120 | 2011-06-17 21:25:18 | 94.71 | 99% |
| 7030 | 2011-04-30 14:00:10 | 91.97 | |
| 6960 | 2011-04-26 01:39:01 | 93.34 | |
| 6224 | 2011-02-25 03:57:35 | 82.78 | |
| 6167 | 2011-02-20 15:20:05 | 80.27 | |
| 6040 | 2011-02-12 22:51:39 | 87.49 | |
| 5678 | 2011-01-03 14:54:57 | 83.44 | |
| 4975 | 2010-09-15 17:34:51 | 90.49 | |
| 3943 | 2010-02-19 12:31:16 | 91.85 | |
| 2739 | 2009-10-14 21:24:24 | 85.35 | |
| 2710 | 2009-10-09 14:31:31 | 72.41 | |
| 2672 | 2009-10-06 18:41:59 | 79.89 | |
| 2439 | 2009-08-20 10:17:25 | 70.73 | |
| 2004 | 2009-05-14 08:51:29 | 81.58 | |
| 1602 | 2009-04-30 10:32:47 | 81.85 | |
| 1198 | 2009-04-17 22:44:32 | 81.75 | |
| 761 | 2009-03-04 11:12:50 | 68.52 | |
| 596 | 2009-01-28 16:38:23 | 75.03 | |
| 467 | 2008-12-11 13:35:42 | 75.67 | |
| 411 | 2008-12-02 19:45:12 | 75.36 | |
| 379 | 2008-11-28 15:06:59 | 73.49 | |
| 350 | 2008-11-25 13:56:36 | 73.54 | |
| 214 | 2008-11-07 17:23:48 | 66.40 | |
| 11 | 2008-10-31 18:50:45 | 69.57 |