And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1583 | 2012-01-20 05:44:20 | 90.81 | 92% |
| 1503 | 2012-01-01 15:31:21 | 97.15 | 97% |
| 1013 | 2011-07-22 02:38:09 | 73.32 | 91% |
| 907 | 2011-07-20 19:50:31 | 61.67 | 91% |
| 794 | 2011-02-27 02:23:40 | 88.07 | |
| 737 | 2010-08-27 21:19:55 | 95.34 | |
| 235 | 2010-05-21 20:43:48 | 62.42 |