And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4169 | 2012-09-21 07:02:17 | 110.16 | 95% |
| 3763 | 2012-07-31 11:20:54 | 95.02 | 92% |
| 3621 | 2012-07-14 08:49:57 | 93.13 | 90% |
| 3384 | 2012-06-13 06:03:13 | 117.46 | 96% |
| 2919 | 2012-05-14 16:54:11 | 100.60 | 89% |
| 1135 | 2012-03-10 06:32:45 | 100.30 | 93% |
| 517 | 2012-02-25 16:05:02 | 99.38 | 94% |
| 159 | 2012-02-14 03:00:58 | 101.14 | 96% |