The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 22654 | 2022-12-05 20:13:52 | 128.28 | 100% |
| 22239 | 2021-01-02 09:35:52 | 131.31 | 100% |
| 22081 | 2020-12-29 18:52:31 | 115.02 | 99% |
| 15770 | 2013-02-17 09:36:42 | 110.52 | 95% |
| 13510 | 2011-11-06 12:26:44 | 127.32 | 98% |
| 12748 | 2011-01-29 20:22:02 | 120.55 | |
| 12513 | 2011-01-23 13:18:56 | 116.89 | |
| 12495 | 2011-01-23 11:22:51 | 107.35 | |
| 12490 | 2011-01-23 11:18:11 | 104.82 | |
| 12354 | 2011-01-20 22:19:59 | 113.54 | |
| 12315 | 2011-01-12 19:30:24 | 101.58 | |
| 10875 | 2010-10-25 06:06:33 | 102.29 | |
| 10718 | 2010-10-09 18:48:55 | 108.07 | |
| 9357 | 2010-08-29 15:10:45 | 101.91 | |
| 8941 | 2010-08-08 13:37:56 | 115.65 | |
| 8712 | 2010-07-28 18:35:43 | 109.23 | |
| 7819 | 2010-05-26 19:04:47 | 112.07 | |
| 7102 | 2010-04-16 18:09:08 | 108.45 | |
| 5489 | 2010-01-02 11:47:15 | 124.31 | |
| 5391 | 2009-12-17 07:08:20 | 110.11 | |
| 4907 | 2009-11-06 21:02:09 | 118.37 | |
| 3816 | 2009-09-27 15:38:36 | 123.00 | |
| 3815 | 2009-09-27 15:37:44 | 104.39 | |
| 1135 | 2009-03-26 13:37:10 | 105.22 | |
| 1061 | 2009-03-25 09:13:20 | 118.02 | |
| 945 | 2009-03-23 11:51:58 | 114.17 | |
| 691 | 2009-02-13 11:58:54 | 116.77 |