And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 21036 | 2020-07-26 10:15:46 | 136.72 | 100% |
| 19697 | 2020-07-05 12:30:58 | 114.94 | 98% |
| 19005 | 2020-06-06 18:40:18 | 134.75 | 99% |
| 17575 | 2015-04-10 13:05:59 | 123.73 | 94% |
| 17570 | 2015-04-10 13:02:49 | 116.21 | 94% |
| 17549 | 2015-04-06 19:38:25 | 130.56 | 97% |
| 16731 | 2014-02-27 19:12:36 | 120.68 | 95% |
| 15724 | 2013-02-16 18:50:59 | 129.31 | 96% |
| 15269 | 2013-02-03 19:37:28 | 141.53 | 99% |
| 14490 | 2012-04-06 06:49:01 | 133.45 | 96% |
| 14023 | 2012-02-22 07:59:25 | 115.63 | 92% |
| 13888 | 2012-01-08 13:53:54 | 136.06 | 97% |
| 13794 | 2011-12-18 21:11:55 | 131.66 | 95% |
| 13784 | 2011-12-18 13:47:55 | 115.33 | 93% |
| 13315 | 2011-10-23 15:24:50 | 128.02 | 95% |
| 12043 | 2011-01-09 12:21:13 | 127.15 | |
| 11718 | 2011-01-03 15:35:11 | 130.02 | |
| 11601 | 2011-01-02 14:02:50 | 127.51 | |
| 10816 | 2010-10-15 19:10:35 | 125.75 | |
| 10425 | 2010-09-29 17:51:40 | 125.53 | |
| 9461 | 2010-08-30 19:50:06 | 113.84 | |
| 9174 | 2010-08-22 20:41:33 | 123.29 | |
| 8993 | 2010-08-09 15:48:54 | 125.77 | |
| 8975 | 2010-08-08 20:39:47 | 102.32 | |
| 8944 | 2010-08-08 13:41:09 | 121.29 | |
| 8841 | 2010-08-03 21:21:03 | 134.16 | |
| 8521 | 2010-07-11 14:48:55 | 129.31 | |
| 8392 | 2010-06-18 06:02:36 | 121.85 | |
| 7459 | 2010-05-12 17:23:14 | 114.74 | |
| 7218 | 2010-05-01 21:05:07 | 115.72 | |
| 7207 | 2010-05-01 20:55:45 | 116.89 | |
| 7143 | 2010-04-26 19:39:04 | 108.79 | |
| 6506 | 2010-03-18 22:49:31 | 125.01 | |
| 6488 | 2010-03-17 21:04:21 | 116.38 | |
| 6412 | 2010-03-13 23:05:16 | 118.70 | |
| 5888 | 2010-02-09 22:37:59 | 106.85 | |
| 5856 | 2010-02-07 11:00:40 | 113.63 | |
| 5469 | 2009-12-30 07:22:29 | 126.82 | |
| 5372 | 2009-12-16 19:54:28 | 121.85 | |
| 5366 | 2009-12-16 19:43:19 | 113.15 | |
| 5256 | 2009-12-12 16:29:20 | 132.99 | |
| 5093 | 2009-11-14 19:14:55 | 138.45 | |
| 4852 | 2009-11-05 19:08:32 | 147.00 | |
| 4608 | 2009-10-31 13:51:45 | 131.25 | |
| 4581 | 2009-10-30 21:46:31 | 139.24 | |
| 4423 | 2009-10-25 17:59:11 | 141.01 | |
| 3869 | 2009-09-28 18:12:31 | 133.01 | |
| 3819 | 2009-09-27 15:41:04 | 134.50 | |
| 3634 | 2009-09-18 09:57:21 | 132.26 | |
| 3549 | 2009-09-07 12:27:39 | 130.32 | |
| 3189 | 2009-08-24 07:56:48 | 129.31 | |
| 2940 | 2009-06-29 15:31:40 | 113.94 | |
| 2859 | 2009-06-27 18:09:25 | 123.94 | |
| 1950 | 2009-04-13 20:47:24 | 114.29 | |
| 1744 | 2009-04-07 18:29:45 | 129.38 | |
| 1694 | 2009-04-07 09:03:23 | 132.01 | |
| 1675 | 2009-04-06 17:27:16 | 117.53 | |
| 1669 | 2009-04-06 15:11:06 | 124.02 | |
| 1653 | 2009-04-06 08:15:29 | 137.27 | |
| 1525 | 2009-04-02 06:53:27 | 133.94 | |
| 1344 | 2009-03-29 09:28:14 | 122.93 | |
| 1311 | 2009-03-28 17:08:31 | 126.34 | |
| 1179 | 2009-03-26 19:49:11 | 136.48 | |
| 933 | 2009-03-23 09:06:25 | 115.88 | |
| 831 | 2009-02-19 10:48:25 | 121.38 | |
| 551 | 2009-02-11 11:52:43 | 125.22 | |
| 361 | 2009-02-07 16:04:26 | 131.99 |