And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1863 | 2014-07-12 21:28:14 | 114.90 | 98% |
| 816 | 2013-08-07 06:00:52 | 115.71 | 98% |
| 511 | 2013-06-27 20:22:24 | 108.14 | 95% |
| 453 | 2013-06-27 19:34:01 | 111.64 | 95% |
| 302 | 2013-06-14 19:17:20 | 103.80 | 96% |
| 241 | 2013-06-14 16:35:02 | 94.49 | 93% |
| 189 | 2013-04-16 04:00:12 | 95.11 | 93% |