Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 29556 | 2015-06-12 21:45:21 | 88.11 | 93% |
| 29002 | 2013-05-01 18:35:57 | 88.71 | 94% |
| 28762 | 2013-04-14 15:18:23 | 101.63 | 97% |
| 28387 | 2013-02-15 20:23:24 | 78.34 | 91% |
| 27482 | 2012-10-16 23:41:47 | 82.78 | 91% |
| 27475 | 2012-10-16 23:36:23 | 85.87 | 94% |
| 27351 | 2012-10-07 17:01:49 | 89.06 | 92% |
| 27332 | 2012-10-06 13:53:49 | 94.55 | 96% |
| 27296 | 2012-10-04 21:47:16 | 95.67 | 95% |
| 26980 | 2012-06-27 18:41:48 | 92.72 | 96% |
| 26627 | 2012-06-12 22:14:42 | 84.64 | 92% |
| 26177 | 2012-05-18 20:19:21 | 86.65 | 92% |
| 26049 | 2012-05-12 19:47:11 | 94.43 | 96% |
| 25945 | 2012-05-08 21:50:44 | 93.89 | 94% |
| 25763 | 2012-04-20 22:32:04 | 86.36 | 91% |
| 25368 | 2012-02-29 23:28:13 | 84.67 | 94% |
| 25198 | 2011-12-18 15:03:10 | 77.25 | 91% |
| 24695 | 2011-11-21 23:53:25 | 81.49 | 97% |
| 24647 | 2011-11-20 16:19:54 | 94.80 | 97% |
| 23354 | 2011-09-27 18:04:53 | 80.58 | 94% |
| 23062 | 2011-09-18 15:33:41 | 92.94 | 93% |
| 22981 | 2011-09-16 21:39:13 | 89.96 | 92% |
| 22868 | 2011-09-13 19:44:14 | 94.20 | 96% |
| 22459 | 2011-08-19 18:07:08 | 87.03 | 95% |
| 22006 | 2011-08-02 23:32:25 | 84.79 | 97% |
| 21484 | 2011-07-18 22:08:54 | 85.78 | 90% |
| 20919 | 2011-07-07 15:47:03 | 82.20 | 94% |
| 20768 | 2011-07-04 01:01:36 | 85.69 | 93% |
| 20480 | 2011-06-30 20:18:46 | 77.32 | 88% |
| 19709 | 2011-06-08 13:50:50 | 88.28 | 96% |
| 19381 | 2011-06-03 17:12:07 | 91.16 | 98% |
| 19124 | 2011-05-28 15:38:01 | 96.91 | 94% |
| 19094 | 2011-05-28 12:48:32 | 85.93 | 92% |
| 18886 | 2011-05-24 22:14:28 | 81.95 | 96% |
| 18717 | 2011-05-22 17:01:07 | 82.66 | 91% |
| 18670 | 2011-05-21 23:39:35 | 71.98 | 89% |
| 17839 | 2011-04-29 22:06:42 | 81.57 | |
| 17826 | 2011-04-29 15:35:53 | 73.97 | |
| 16918 | 2011-04-14 20:25:28 | 74.38 | |
| 16869 | 2011-04-14 00:54:04 | 85.53 | |
| 16155 | 2011-04-02 15:09:21 | 78.64 | |
| 14450 | 2011-01-24 19:09:51 | 73.46 | |
| 14056 | 2011-01-17 17:15:35 | 83.70 | |
| 13773 | 2011-01-13 21:19:05 | 68.88 | |
| 13516 | 2011-01-11 03:37:06 | 83.49 | |
| 12800 | 2011-01-03 16:16:27 | 78.97 | |
| 12538 | 2010-12-29 20:53:51 | 89.35 | |
| 12264 | 2010-12-21 16:10:04 | 77.68 | |
| 12094 | 2010-12-17 16:10:16 | 80.21 | |
| 11657 | 2010-11-29 20:51:13 | 82.18 | |
| 11620 | 2010-11-28 20:33:19 | 81.25 | |
| 10910 | 2010-11-09 19:30:27 | 82.56 | |
| 10038 | 2010-10-22 14:54:09 | 82.81 | |
| 9770 | 2010-10-18 13:13:09 | 86.64 | |
| 9387 | 2010-10-12 20:08:41 | 79.78 | |
| 9217 | 2010-10-08 00:38:38 | 75.58 | |
| 9074 | 2010-10-04 16:01:51 | 77.78 | |
| 8267 | 2010-09-17 20:04:15 | 80.62 | |
| 8194 | 2010-09-17 14:19:56 | 82.96 | |
| 7108 | 2010-08-24 20:24:38 | 93.29 | |
| 6724 | 2010-08-09 19:32:49 | 75.98 | |
| 5546 | 2010-07-07 15:21:23 | 77.13 | |
| 4755 | 2010-06-21 13:49:10 | 70.18 | |
| 4679 | 2010-06-17 20:03:21 | 80.95 | |
| 4452 | 2010-06-12 21:02:44 | 60.43 | |
| 4045 | 2010-05-26 19:03:08 | 76.19 | |
| 3895 | 2010-05-20 19:22:07 | 68.92 | |
| 2885 | 2010-04-20 20:15:17 | 72.09 | |
| 2811 | 2010-04-16 15:36:30 | 65.13 | |
| 2679 | 2010-04-09 17:39:36 | 73.46 | |
| 2166 | 2010-03-12 15:36:50 | 64.24 | |
| 2132 | 2010-03-11 21:39:18 | 84.26 | |
| 1341 | 2010-02-25 14:59:28 | 75.02 | |
| 1010 | 2010-02-15 14:57:33 | 70.46 | |
| 933 | 2010-02-12 20:58:03 | 70.90 | |
| 546 | 2010-02-05 15:49:22 | 64.29 |