And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3817 | 2015-10-20 12:26:11 | 72.19 | 97% |
| 3623 | 2014-02-15 09:04:55 | 68.70 | 92% |
| 3433 | 2013-04-03 02:53:15 | 72.35 | 97% |
| 3109 | 2012-01-10 14:38:21 | 70.06 | 96% |
| 2718 | 2011-02-14 14:51:18 | 64.03 | |
| 2267 | 2010-10-13 09:33:28 | 67.75 | |
| 1673 | 2010-06-08 16:19:23 | 58.38 | |
| 1615 | 2010-06-04 02:07:53 | 59.78 | |
| 1604 | 2010-06-03 16:38:09 | 56.05 | |
| 482 | 2009-12-30 14:45:03 | 45.66 | |
| 436 | 2009-12-29 13:56:19 | 42.25 |