I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 22951 | 2017-10-20 10:05:53 | 62.68 | 95% |
| 21013 | 2017-09-30 05:11:26 | 67.79 | 96% |
| 20025 | 2017-09-23 13:04:08 | 65.44 | 97% |
| 18791 | 2017-08-15 12:59:33 | 65.68 | 95% |
| 16068 | 2017-06-13 07:14:36 | 78.36 | 98% |
| 15347 | 2017-06-03 02:48:22 | 65.79 | 90% |
| 13008 | 2017-04-28 16:04:00 | 61.47 | 88% |
| 12854 | 2017-04-25 02:57:52 | 68.50 | 90% |
| 12691 | 2017-04-21 15:19:26 | 71.23 | 90% |
| 10212 | 2017-03-15 08:34:48 | 63.93 | 95% |
| 9210 | 2017-02-15 04:41:51 | 76.07 | 98% |
| 8723 | 2017-02-06 03:46:28 | 72.01 | 94% |
| 5765 | 2016-11-09 14:18:34 | 71.53 | 93% |
| 4459 | 2016-10-24 05:34:01 | 73.14 | 94% |
| 3590 | 2016-10-14 12:04:23 | 61.74 | 91% |
| 2560 | 2016-09-23 16:06:01 | 72.29 | 93% |
| 2529 | 2016-09-21 15:48:04 | 69.07 | 92% |
| 1978 | 2016-09-07 16:02:59 | 62.41 | 92% |
| 1680 | 2016-08-22 15:50:23 | 74.26 | 99% |
| 1232 | 2016-08-06 14:44:01 | 67.43 | 95% |
| 1037 | 2016-08-04 03:38:49 | 68.73 | 95% |