Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2788 | 2021-05-29 17:43:36 | 67.19 | 96% |
| 2256 | 2018-04-16 19:36:57 | 81.95 | 96% |