Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 33117 | 2020-10-01 15:49:26 | 126.33 | 99% |
| 32914 | 2020-01-23 22:00:20 | 131.13 | 100% |
| 30625 | 2018-02-05 15:41:57 | 111.66 | 97% |
| 29873 | 2018-01-11 17:17:17 | 136.43 | 99% |
| 27806 | 2017-11-27 16:19:28 | 136.43 | 99% |
| 23710 | 2017-07-13 17:19:00 | 135.31 | 100% |
| 21537 | 2017-05-26 13:06:49 | 128.08 | 98% |
| 18833 | 2017-04-12 19:41:34 | 136.77 | 99% |
| 18225 | 2017-03-23 18:47:42 | 125.76 | 97% |