And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5351 | 2014-10-06 04:31:00 | 65.79 | 92% |
| 5055 | 2012-11-10 02:06:39 | 70.56 | 93% |
| 4615 | 2012-04-24 14:37:55 | 77.60 | 96% |
| 4473 | 2012-02-29 03:38:31 | 61.60 | 91% |
| 2804 | 2011-03-24 09:58:38 | 72.03 | |
| 2500 | 2011-03-08 11:59:56 | 71.25 | |
| 2300 | 2011-02-08 08:26:38 | 71.21 | |
| 2233 | 2011-01-31 08:42:37 | 60.38 | |
| 2229 | 2011-01-31 08:37:27 | 66.64 | |
| 2080 | 2011-01-29 10:52:28 | 68.44 | |
| 1832 | 2011-01-16 10:38:16 | 60.78 | |
| 1120 | 2011-01-03 10:50:52 | 61.17 | |
| 987 | 2010-12-29 05:32:13 | 61.13 | |
| 729 | 2010-12-21 07:10:18 | 58.69 |