And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6357 | 2015-11-18 23:04:03 | 118.10 | 98% |
| 4692 | 2015-04-11 15:56:03 | 110.94 | 92% |
| 3884 | 2015-03-06 17:33:39 | 111.78 | 96% |
| 3383 | 2015-02-15 13:35:43 | 120.48 | 98% |
| 1999 | 2014-12-29 20:16:15 | 108.39 | 92% |
| 1514 | 2014-12-15 01:27:50 | 113.20 | 93% |
| 1142 | 2014-12-06 20:12:01 | 105.48 | 97% |
| 515 | 2014-11-21 18:00:25 | 107.40 | 96% |