What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Listen - in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 16127 | 2016-11-30 13:04:52 | 80.51 | 95% |
| 14146 | 2012-03-14 20:14:39 | 90.83 | 97% |
| 14036 | 2012-02-05 00:12:57 | 84.65 | 93% |
| 13484 | 2011-07-24 17:56:00 | 85.74 | 95% |
| 13299 | 2011-07-12 17:25:42 | 86.74 | 95% |
| 12890 | 2010-09-06 19:41:50 | 84.93 | |
| 12160 | 2009-11-25 12:29:01 | 83.60 | |
| 11724 | 2009-10-26 13:12:37 | 87.49 | |
| 11421 | 2009-10-06 16:58:43 | 90.00 | |
| 11413 | 2009-10-06 16:48:58 | 84.67 | |
| 11405 | 2009-10-06 16:41:00 | 79.22 | |
| 11340 | 2009-10-04 15:06:41 | 91.41 | |
| 10218 | 2009-08-04 15:21:19 | 75.14 | |
| 9663 | 2009-07-22 20:43:43 | 81.77 | |
| 9324 | 2009-07-15 15:16:33 | 91.63 | |
| 9202 | 2009-07-09 20:37:37 | 90.34 | |
| 9140 | 2009-07-06 15:45:07 | 62.90 | |
| 9009 | 2009-07-01 16:05:07 | 87.24 | |
| 8866 | 2009-06-21 23:01:29 | 78.40 | |
| 8709 | 2009-06-07 00:04:08 | 79.18 | |
| 8616 | 2009-06-04 21:28:52 | 80.53 | |
| 8153 | 2009-05-24 23:24:47 | 87.10 | |
| 8127 | 2009-05-24 16:09:32 | 92.19 | |
| 8023 | 2009-05-22 12:49:09 | 73.12 | |
| 7962 | 2009-05-20 21:15:22 | 73.37 | |
| 7889 | 2009-05-19 20:35:06 | 81.05 | |
| 7886 | 2009-05-19 20:32:04 | 86.29 | |
| 7755 | 2009-05-12 16:12:04 | 76.56 | |
| 7337 | 2009-03-19 03:20:05 | 84.53 | |
| 7002 | 2009-02-20 14:13:56 | 92.39 | |
| 6771 | 2009-01-30 02:22:36 | 89.08 | |
| 6757 | 2009-01-30 00:10:09 | 79.55 | |
| 6569 | 2009-01-25 17:50:24 | 87.30 | |
| 6357 | 2009-01-21 12:36:22 | 86.91 | |
| 5855 | 2009-01-01 19:51:25 | 89.80 | |
| 5313 | 2008-10-31 14:49:06 | 86.77 | |
| 5186 | 2008-10-28 19:04:25 | 83.70 | |
| 4570 | 2008-10-17 00:59:27 | 71.54 | |
| 4031 | 2008-10-09 23:47:08 | 78.98 | |
| 3754 | 2008-10-07 10:49:51 | 76.55 | |
| 3698 | 2008-10-05 23:56:01 | 77.42 | |
| 3689 | 2008-10-05 23:47:25 | 84.04 | |
| 3362 | 2008-10-03 22:47:03 | 89.31 | |
| 3265 | 2008-10-02 13:47:55 | 87.15 | |
| 3254 | 2008-10-02 11:36:06 | 87.48 | |
| 2899 | 2008-09-24 21:56:03 | 80.88 | |
| 2851 | 2008-09-20 17:01:02 | 78.49 | |
| 2541 | 2008-09-13 16:55:40 | 74.04 | |
| 2394 | 2008-09-12 14:40:18 | 87.82 | |
| 2239 | 2008-09-10 23:56:52 | 82.92 | |
| 2056 | 2008-09-07 15:57:09 | 70.61 | |
| 1898 | 2008-09-05 12:23:23 | 83.88 | |
| 1769 | 2008-09-03 19:59:09 | 91.54 | |
| 1682 | 2008-09-03 01:06:14 | 72.73 | |
| 1576 | 2008-09-01 00:37:03 | 73.72 | |
| 1381 | 2008-08-28 13:32:08 | 75.12 | |
| 1374 | 2008-08-28 13:06:01 | 73.79 | |
| 1311 | 2008-08-27 14:20:45 | 78.34 | |
| 1245 | 2008-08-27 01:20:07 | 76.24 | |
| 1169 | 2008-08-25 19:23:41 | 75.55 | |
| 1061 | 2008-08-25 02:38:47 | 67.60 | |
| 1032 | 2008-08-25 02:02:59 | 84.30 | |
| 1014 | 2008-08-24 14:35:40 | 66.63 | |
| 1006 | 2008-08-24 14:27:44 | 74.84 | |
| 960 | 2008-08-23 16:28:47 | 82.33 | |
| 812 | 2008-08-21 15:45:42 | 78.44 | |
| 781 | 2008-08-20 12:08:08 | 72.93 | |
| 716 | 2008-08-17 19:28:13 | 66.74 | |
| 537 | 2008-08-16 15:48:49 | 65.66 | |
| 433 | 2008-08-14 11:22:35 | 66.79 | |
| 45 | 2008-08-08 15:24:11 | 67.00 |