Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 15226 | 2014-02-05 16:58:02 | 79.00 | 89% |
| 15185 | 2013-12-05 13:41:40 | 90.93 | 94% |
| 15085 | 2013-11-13 12:55:07 | 81.61 | 97% |
| 14653 | 2013-05-15 20:16:11 | 89.27 | 95% |
| 14643 | 2013-05-14 18:02:14 | 87.08 | 94% |
| 13795 | 2011-08-21 14:18:54 | 81.91 | 90% |
| 12822 | 2010-08-31 12:23:12 | 94.68 | |
| 12700 | 2010-02-26 15:08:52 | 84.87 | |
| 12024 | 2009-11-10 20:34:36 | 77.73 | |
| 11175 | 2009-09-28 22:13:57 | 86.83 | |
| 10768 | 2009-09-05 21:55:10 | 79.96 | |
| 10714 | 2009-09-02 15:06:22 | 71.78 | |
| 10367 | 2009-08-23 01:48:16 | 81.02 | |
| 10226 | 2009-08-04 15:35:05 | 76.60 | |
| 10100 | 2009-08-01 18:24:37 | 89.94 | |
| 9755 | 2009-07-25 14:45:52 | 86.11 | |
| 9347 | 2009-07-15 18:30:25 | 73.08 | |
| 8944 | 2009-06-26 00:07:48 | 84.53 | |
| 8506 | 2009-06-03 15:51:45 | 81.64 | |
| 8356 | 2009-05-29 15:19:24 | 89.52 | |
| 8202 | 2009-05-26 20:11:34 | 79.52 | |
| 7984 | 2009-05-21 15:07:52 | 88.97 | |
| 7977 | 2009-05-21 15:01:45 | 79.62 | |
| 7792 | 2009-05-13 18:33:51 | 85.28 | |
| 7685 | 2009-05-08 17:11:35 | 77.44 | |
| 7512 | 2009-04-19 02:18:00 | 72.85 | |
| 7162 | 2009-03-04 20:51:31 | 76.36 | |
| 7091 | 2009-02-27 02:59:29 | 79.06 | |
| 6435 | 2009-01-22 23:35:30 | 80.56 | |
| 6248 | 2009-01-19 12:39:12 | 85.00 | |
| 6024 | 2009-01-11 00:45:05 | 81.60 | |
| 5545 | 2008-12-09 13:08:49 | 77.24 | |
| 5249 | 2008-10-30 18:01:24 | 86.21 | |
| 4840 | 2008-10-20 23:31:48 | 83.47 | |
| 4746 | 2008-10-20 00:19:42 | 88.39 | |
| 4573 | 2008-10-17 01:02:26 | 86.76 | |
| 4486 | 2008-10-16 14:30:27 | 87.80 | |
| 4049 | 2008-10-10 00:15:23 | 75.80 | |
| 3807 | 2008-10-07 14:07:16 | 84.99 | |
| 3510 | 2008-10-05 01:03:20 | 78.51 | |
| 3484 | 2008-10-05 00:28:50 | 90.05 | |
| 3361 | 2008-10-03 22:46:14 | 91.35 | |
| 3276 | 2008-10-02 16:38:52 | 71.62 | |
| 3219 | 2008-10-02 01:18:38 | 66.73 | |
| 3131 | 2008-09-29 16:45:48 | 76.75 | |
| 2982 | 2008-09-26 14:43:50 | 87.65 | |
| 2434 | 2008-09-12 21:04:01 | 79.25 | |
| 2319 | 2008-09-11 14:23:16 | 82.75 | |
| 2061 | 2008-09-07 16:01:39 | 84.72 | |
| 1998 | 2008-09-07 00:40:54 | 90.63 | |
| 1991 | 2008-09-07 00:33:08 | 80.22 | |
| 1981 | 2008-09-07 00:22:57 | 75.85 | |
| 1634 | 2008-09-01 02:24:28 | 73.97 | |
| 1584 | 2008-09-01 00:49:08 | 83.16 | |
| 1558 | 2008-08-31 22:40:59 | 67.41 | |
| 1257 | 2008-08-27 01:38:55 | 75.78 | |
| 1023 | 2008-08-24 14:45:48 | 78.92 | |
| 995 | 2008-08-24 14:16:55 | 70.69 | |
| 732 | 2008-08-17 19:45:28 | 76.08 | |
| 682 | 2008-08-17 15:59:26 | 60.47 | |
| 336 | 2008-08-12 13:39:54 | 74.75 | |
| 209 | 2008-08-10 19:50:06 | 68.43 | |
| 65 | 2008-08-08 15:49:08 | 75.78 | |
| 36 | 2008-08-08 13:17:55 | 65.57 | |
| 34 | 2008-08-08 13:15:34 | 65.13 | |
| 7 | 2008-08-08 12:09:59 | 75.21 |