Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, you know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 15976 | 2015-11-27 16:35:59 | 101.48 | 98% |
| 14575 | 2013-04-26 17:42:21 | 94.31 | 96% |
| 14450 | 2013-04-12 19:18:42 | 93.07 | 93% |
| 13803 | 2011-08-21 19:21:32 | 102.13 | 98% |
| 12861 | 2010-09-06 00:09:58 | 104.04 | |
| 12539 | 2010-01-15 13:52:00 | 95.02 | |
| 12479 | 2010-01-02 12:50:07 | 103.52 | |
| 12427 | 2009-12-17 16:31:11 | 101.89 | |
| 12039 | 2009-11-13 12:17:34 | 97.12 | |
| 12018 | 2009-11-10 20:28:49 | 92.45 | |
| 11966 | 2009-11-07 21:04:59 | 86.24 | |
| 11618 | 2009-10-21 19:37:35 | 86.23 | |
| 11274 | 2009-10-02 16:17:43 | 85.28 | |
| 11103 | 2009-09-21 23:50:09 | 89.57 | |
| 11094 | 2009-09-21 12:23:31 | 92.73 | |
| 10031 | 2009-07-31 13:42:52 | 87.81 | |
| 9639 | 2009-07-22 17:09:50 | 98.35 | |
| 8867 | 2009-06-21 23:03:06 | 90.97 | |
| 8796 | 2009-06-16 00:10:01 | 81.54 | |
| 8548 | 2009-06-04 14:56:06 | 72.53 | |
| 8317 | 2009-05-28 23:30:08 | 82.87 | |
| 8182 | 2009-05-25 00:02:42 | 85.85 | |
| 7951 | 2009-05-20 21:03:40 | 90.87 | |
| 7540 | 2009-04-25 22:08:12 | 76.62 | |
| 7401 | 2009-04-01 00:49:42 | 76.34 | |
| 7189 | 2009-03-05 00:07:58 | 86.69 | |
| 6841 | 2009-02-16 12:29:50 | 93.47 | |
| 6702 | 2009-01-27 22:01:02 | 82.26 | |
| 6557 | 2009-01-25 17:32:57 | 99.74 | |
| 6525 | 2009-01-25 00:30:56 | 83.24 | |
| 6230 | 2009-01-17 00:48:22 | 73.83 | |
| 6174 | 2009-01-16 12:23:45 | 88.37 | |
| 6112 | 2009-01-14 01:50:07 | 92.60 | |
| 6046 | 2009-01-11 12:38:31 | 89.40 | |
| 5908 | 2009-01-05 12:06:40 | 85.77 | |
| 5799 | 2009-01-01 00:01:41 | 95.16 | |
| 5362 | 2008-10-31 23:58:05 | 86.94 | |
| 5183 | 2008-10-28 19:00:32 | 85.75 | |
| 5011 | 2008-10-24 11:17:48 | 93.52 | |
| 4935 | 2008-10-23 15:54:31 | 88.76 | |
| 4921 | 2008-10-23 15:02:39 | 88.50 | |
| 4767 | 2008-10-20 00:42:52 | 74.40 | |
| 4580 | 2008-10-17 01:10:38 | 85.33 | |
| 4511 | 2008-10-16 16:33:29 | 87.13 | |
| 4216 | 2008-10-12 15:32:02 | 77.12 | |
| 4123 | 2008-10-11 15:37:56 | 80.93 | |
| 3393 | 2008-10-04 00:24:58 | 83.26 | |
| 3270 | 2008-10-02 13:53:03 | 71.87 |