The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 16162 | 2017-10-27 20:34:32 | 81.61 | 98% |
| 13602 | 2011-07-31 15:44:11 | 91.31 | 94% |
| 13057 | 2011-01-01 18:16:05 | 85.63 | |
| 12364 | 2009-12-07 13:06:10 | 90.38 | |
| 11954 | 2009-11-06 15:23:33 | 86.89 | |
| 11895 | 2009-11-03 17:12:16 | 84.74 | |
| 11510 | 2009-10-14 14:56:25 | 88.92 | |
| 10824 | 2009-09-06 17:13:10 | 85.18 | |
| 10605 | 2009-08-28 14:15:19 | 93.36 | |
| 10150 | 2009-08-02 21:54:21 | 96.81 | |
| 9538 | 2009-07-20 12:21:38 | 88.48 | |
| 9160 | 2009-07-06 20:06:20 | 85.06 | |
| 8252 | 2009-05-27 18:04:30 | 75.88 | |
| 8049 | 2009-05-22 15:32:46 | 74.22 | |
| 7853 | 2009-05-18 21:35:16 | 83.69 | |
| 7688 | 2009-05-08 17:14:56 | 84.15 | |
| 7568 | 2009-04-29 15:31:13 | 87.53 | |
| 7465 | 2009-04-15 21:19:24 | 83.04 | |
| 7425 | 2009-04-06 17:24:35 | 82.60 | |
| 7255 | 2009-03-07 20:27:57 | 86.61 | |
| 6667 | 2009-01-27 00:09:05 | 85.53 | |
| 6646 | 2009-01-25 23:17:18 | 83.73 | |
| 6518 | 2009-01-25 00:22:06 | 94.48 | |
| 6465 | 2009-01-24 02:49:13 | 88.15 | |
| 6377 | 2009-01-22 00:49:57 | 85.59 | |
| 6290 | 2009-01-20 10:29:01 | 86.34 | |
| 6172 | 2009-01-16 12:22:00 | 88.92 | |
| 6088 | 2009-01-12 22:35:22 | 91.26 | |
| 5821 | 2009-01-01 16:05:11 | 83.04 | |
| 5639 | 2008-12-29 11:14:34 | 90.10 | |
| 5556 | 2008-12-09 13:19:35 | 97.40 | |
| 5283 | 2008-10-31 00:23:04 | 80.61 | |
| 5155 | 2008-10-28 14:40:00 | 86.47 | |
| 4916 | 2008-10-23 14:57:22 | 92.25 | |
| 4644 | 2008-10-17 14:54:01 | 73.95 | |
| 4325 | 2008-10-13 00:50:14 | 88.61 | |
| 4039 | 2008-10-09 23:57:57 | 65.88 | |
| 3692 | 2008-10-05 23:50:18 | 83.56 | |
| 3645 | 2008-10-05 19:08:50 | 82.50 | |
| 3487 | 2008-10-05 00:32:02 | 85.20 | |
| 3408 | 2008-10-04 00:55:07 | 86.27 | |
| 3398 | 2008-10-04 00:42:59 | 79.37 | |
| 3264 | 2008-10-02 13:11:10 | 75.82 | |
| 3036 | 2008-09-27 14:18:45 | 70.99 | |
| 2895 | 2008-09-24 21:52:25 | 76.70 | |
| 2781 | 2008-09-19 17:04:45 | 82.05 | |
| 2670 | 2008-09-17 00:34:27 | 72.68 | |
| 2523 | 2008-09-13 13:55:53 | 75.20 | |
| 2430 | 2008-09-12 17:41:24 | 67.21 | |
| 2138 | 2008-09-08 19:47:33 | 72.44 | |
| 2107 | 2008-09-08 13:04:15 | 72.13 | |
| 2099 | 2008-09-08 02:20:11 | 77.45 | |
| 1884 | 2008-09-05 11:57:17 | 74.15 | |
| 1621 | 2008-09-01 02:04:04 | 77.60 | |
| 1458 | 2008-08-29 14:25:41 | 69.01 | |
| 1439 | 2008-08-29 14:03:45 | 73.94 | |
| 1221 | 2008-08-25 23:47:19 | 66.56 | |
| 1088 | 2008-08-25 04:05:50 | 70.78 |