And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 15331 | 2014-07-30 18:27:05 | 85.13 | 96% |
| 14531 | 2013-04-16 16:53:33 | 91.19 | 95% |
| 14512 | 2013-04-15 18:37:58 | 101.31 | 97% |
| 14504 | 2013-04-15 18:21:40 | 84.94 | 92% |
| 14172 | 2012-03-15 15:18:09 | 112.01 | 98% |
| 13008 | 2010-10-03 20:07:20 | 87.40 | |
| 12804 | 2010-08-30 02:39:33 | 83.36 | |
| 12584 | 2010-01-21 18:46:46 | 101.26 | |
| 12495 | 2010-01-04 22:53:31 | 84.73 | |
| 11742 | 2009-10-26 13:31:36 | 91.09 | |
| 11727 | 2009-10-26 13:15:13 | 98.82 | |
| 11696 | 2009-10-23 13:26:28 | 84.45 | |
| 11604 | 2009-10-21 19:10:51 | 94.28 | |
| 11294 | 2009-10-03 21:56:17 | 95.09 | |
| 10919 | 2009-09-09 13:11:09 | 85.13 | |
| 10229 | 2009-08-04 15:39:31 | 87.59 | |
| 9714 | 2009-07-24 15:23:40 | 103.87 | |
| 9666 | 2009-07-22 20:50:30 | 92.80 | |
| 9239 | 2009-07-13 20:49:28 | 81.13 | |
| 9224 | 2009-07-13 20:01:48 | 78.67 | |
| 9198 | 2009-07-09 19:54:15 | 94.43 | |
| 8961 | 2009-06-30 16:22:18 | 85.58 | |
| 8948 | 2009-06-26 00:19:00 | 92.01 | |
| 8696 | 2009-06-06 23:46:54 | 84.51 | |
| 8465 | 2009-06-02 18:08:49 | 83.13 | |
| 8443 | 2009-06-02 17:35:52 | 95.82 | |
| 7875 | 2009-05-19 17:47:14 | 87.03 | |
| 7800 | 2009-05-13 18:41:23 | 82.72 | |
| 6875 | 2009-02-17 12:24:43 | 88.72 | |
| 6468 | 2009-01-24 02:52:30 | 88.15 | |
| 6287 | 2009-01-20 10:25:16 | 98.89 | |
| 5924 | 2009-01-05 23:44:20 | 73.85 | |
| 5723 | 2008-12-31 15:48:19 | 89.94 | |
| 5506 | 2008-12-06 13:58:53 | 87.26 | |
| 5475 | 2008-11-29 20:19:44 | 96.89 | |
| 5380 | 2008-11-01 15:18:57 | 85.06 | |
| 5096 | 2008-10-27 11:37:58 | 90.03 | |
| 4993 | 2008-10-23 23:58:27 | 88.57 | |
| 4983 | 2008-10-23 23:48:55 | 86.79 | |
| 3803 | 2008-10-07 14:03:25 | 98.66 | |
| 3622 | 2008-10-05 17:09:33 | 93.03 | |
| 3196 | 2008-09-30 01:10:27 | 81.94 | |
| 3128 | 2008-09-29 16:42:26 | 90.96 | |
| 3124 | 2008-09-29 16:38:11 | 88.25 | |
| 3075 | 2008-09-28 19:10:37 | 81.97 | |
| 2916 | 2008-09-25 01:04:33 | 79.69 | |
| 2864 | 2008-09-21 13:42:16 | 86.12 | |
| 2814 | 2008-09-20 15:36:47 | 83.02 | |
| 2494 | 2008-09-13 13:24:57 | 93.54 | |
| 2429 | 2008-09-12 17:37:00 | 83.14 | |
| 2391 | 2008-09-12 14:36:03 | 84.22 | |
| 2325 | 2008-09-11 14:30:02 | 80.30 | |
| 2130 | 2008-09-08 19:37:01 | 85.22 | |
| 2124 | 2008-09-08 19:30:36 | 79.39 | |
| 1730 | 2008-09-03 13:59:19 | 80.60 | |
| 1604 | 2008-09-01 01:36:12 | 76.84 | |
| 1454 | 2008-08-29 14:21:14 | 77.87 | |
| 1198 | 2008-08-25 19:54:49 | 80.66 | |
| 866 | 2008-08-22 13:27:29 | 84.69 | |
| 721 | 2008-08-17 19:33:15 | 83.84 | |
| 607 | 2008-08-17 01:05:00 | 78.30 | |
| 453 | 2008-08-14 15:49:21 | 71.46 | |
| 415 | 2008-08-14 01:29:30 | 80.71 | |
| 361 | 2008-08-12 16:55:45 | 70.34 | |
| 81 | 2008-08-09 00:55:37 | 76.38 | |
| 55 | 2008-08-08 15:36:14 | 79.05 | |
| 42 | 2008-08-08 15:19:59 | 71.94 |