Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 52472 | 2019-04-20 10:47:49 | 104.46 | 96% |
| 50337 | 2017-05-12 11:28:45 | 99.25 | 86% |
| 49296 | 2017-04-29 02:22:07 | 129.44 | 94% |
| 48870 | 2017-04-14 14:13:14 | 130.72 | 96% |
| 46653 | 2016-08-20 12:53:00 | 111.28 | 92% |
| 45196 | 2016-08-10 04:53:54 | 93.86 | 89% |
| 44575 | 2016-07-27 08:32:36 | 121.57 | 95% |
| 44440 | 2016-07-25 14:28:40 | 121.51 | 94% |
| 43620 | 2016-07-15 08:43:33 | 109.70 | 92% |
| 41428 | 2016-05-04 08:43:24 | 127.46 | 94% |
| 41213 | 2016-04-29 04:56:32 | 113.65 | 94% |
| 40584 | 2016-01-22 10:13:22 | 116.84 | 94% |
| 40224 | 2016-01-11 10:25:33 | 129.99 | 96% |
| 40190 | 2016-01-11 09:10:55 | 116.18 | 94% |
| 36741 | 2015-10-31 10:19:47 | 131.65 | 97% |
| 35609 | 2015-10-04 12:09:36 | 127.84 | 95% |
| 35271 | 2015-09-21 08:14:55 | 138.31 | 97% |
| 35227 | 2015-09-20 15:02:29 | 137.46 | 98% |
| 32763 | 2015-05-17 10:28:15 | 143.92 | 98% |
| 32090 | 2015-04-14 13:14:15 | 119.06 | 95% |
| 31489 | 2015-03-26 11:17:30 | 112.74 | 90% |
| 31479 | 2015-03-26 11:09:37 | 127.96 | 98% |
| 31223 | 2015-03-23 13:33:00 | 107.89 | 93% |
| 30859 | 2015-03-08 02:54:00 | 124.63 | 97% |
| 30632 | 2015-03-01 12:04:09 | 111.78 | 92% |
| 29811 | 2015-02-24 11:46:44 | 123.38 | 98% |
| 26186 | 2015-01-22 12:28:27 | 121.58 | 97% |
| 25644 | 2015-01-18 09:04:33 | 121.06 | 97% |
| 25550 | 2015-01-16 14:22:08 | 122.81 | 98% |
| 25249 | 2015-01-12 13:19:36 | 135.46 | 100% |
| 25215 | 2015-01-12 12:38:45 | 123.49 | 100% |
| 24469 | 2014-11-05 13:10:06 | 101.27 | 93% |
| 24042 | 2014-10-29 10:35:32 | 120.20 | 96% |
| 23335 | 2014-10-11 08:58:09 | 123.16 | 100% |
| 22196 | 2014-05-30 12:48:56 | 126.89 | 98% |
| 21773 | 2014-05-04 08:12:14 | 107.24 | 97% |
| 20965 | 2014-04-21 00:01:06 | 105.03 | 97% |
| 20806 | 2014-04-16 02:56:32 | 108.21 | 96% |
| 20599 | 2014-04-10 14:07:27 | 114.25 | 98% |
| 19941 | 2014-03-31 05:54:36 | 99.44 | 94% |
| 19169 | 2014-03-27 07:19:46 | 107.87 | 98% |
| 19028 | 2014-03-26 05:09:10 | 109.42 | 96% |
| 18057 | 2014-03-20 11:08:15 | 98.65 | 93% |
| 17696 | 2014-03-14 04:37:07 | 109.14 | 95% |
| 17019 | 2014-03-06 09:01:30 | 105.46 | 94% |
| 15536 | 2014-02-14 06:26:56 | 100.73 | 94% |
| 15411 | 2014-02-13 07:11:23 | 114.66 | 98% |
| 14673 | 2014-02-07 07:16:49 | 113.18 | 99% |
| 14365 | 2014-02-04 06:22:54 | 100.29 | 96% |
| 14170 | 2014-02-02 13:32:54 | 100.45 | 97% |
| 13704 | 2014-01-27 10:08:47 | 89.62 | 92% |
| 13494 | 2014-01-27 05:28:47 | 105.41 | 97% |
| 13180 | 2014-01-26 03:26:13 | 99.81 | 95% |
| 13081 | 2014-01-24 10:55:12 | 86.91 | 93% |
| 9824 | 2013-12-22 05:19:38 | 89.19 | 95% |
| 9648 | 2013-12-21 03:03:41 | 90.62 | 95% |
| 9446 | 2013-12-17 14:54:27 | 81.21 | 94% |
| 7372 | 2013-08-14 17:34:08 | 118.58 | 97% |
| 6623 | 2013-08-11 03:18:34 | 84.20 | 94% |
| 6475 | 2013-08-11 01:14:50 | 88.79 | 97% |
| 5932 | 2013-08-10 16:16:39 | 98.41 | 96% |
| 5045 | 2013-08-08 15:31:35 | 97.44 | 96% |
| 2614 | 2013-01-28 09:00:41 | 109.63 | 97% |
| 1872 | 2013-01-23 09:26:51 | 99.74 | 96% |
| 1666 | 2013-01-21 20:55:13 | 107.41 | 97% |
| 1603 | 2013-01-21 19:44:10 | 93.18 | 96% |
| 1195 | 2013-01-17 05:52:34 | 94.91 | 95% |
| 726 | 2013-01-13 22:44:41 | 91.64 | 94% |