I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 52213 | 2017-08-13 08:13:13 | 122.90 | 97% |
| 50803 | 2017-05-20 04:27:46 | 148.12 | 98% |
| 46875 | 2017-02-10 12:49:41 | 127.45 | 98% |
| 46871 | 2017-02-10 12:47:24 | 131.87 | 98% |
| 46600 | 2016-08-20 12:17:09 | 129.93 | 96% |
| 45951 | 2016-08-16 12:41:05 | 142.45 | 97% |
| 44707 | 2016-07-28 13:50:30 | 119.03 | 93% |
| 44289 | 2016-07-25 11:57:11 | 119.55 | 93% |
| 44185 | 2016-07-24 13:39:36 | 115.15 | 92% |
| 43951 | 2016-07-20 08:48:32 | 140.30 | 98% |
| 42988 | 2016-07-10 11:49:03 | 139.91 | 96% |
| 42359 | 2016-06-14 13:10:59 | 135.41 | 97% |
| 42047 | 2016-05-29 05:04:50 | 124.64 | 93% |
| 40961 | 2016-03-20 12:48:58 | 146.95 | 100% |
| 40950 | 2016-03-20 12:40:44 | 111.60 | 92% |
| 40760 | 2016-02-13 05:36:57 | 126.40 | 96% |
| 39939 | 2016-01-09 12:21:27 | 146.90 | 99% |
| 38564 | 2015-12-20 11:49:33 | 140.54 | 98% |
| 37807 | 2015-11-30 03:32:14 | 132.46 | 96% |
| 37496 | 2015-11-29 07:23:13 | 126.90 | 95% |
| 36394 | 2015-10-17 12:25:37 | 127.19 | 97% |
| 36298 | 2015-10-16 22:45:00 | 139.02 | 98% |
| 36053 | 2015-10-12 11:24:28 | 148.24 | 99% |
| 35409 | 2015-09-27 10:12:54 | 132.51 | 97% |
| 33959 | 2015-06-28 12:00:12 | 138.19 | 98% |
| 32474 | 2015-05-08 07:50:27 | 133.04 | 98% |
| 32224 | 2015-05-02 13:16:43 | 130.82 | 97% |