And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 50292 | 2017-05-07 12:28:26 | 148.37 | 96% |
| 49415 | 2017-04-29 09:27:10 | 154.55 | 98% |
| 47445 | 2017-02-24 12:36:41 | 128.08 | 94% |
| 47142 | 2017-02-17 13:09:51 | 144.06 | 98% |
| 46387 | 2016-08-19 08:22:15 | 147.44 | 99% |
| 45783 | 2016-08-13 07:32:40 | 138.18 | 98% |
| 45303 | 2016-08-10 08:38:07 | 124.34 | 92% |
| 44930 | 2016-08-05 13:38:12 | 146.34 | 97% |
| 44181 | 2016-07-24 13:35:39 | 135.79 | 98% |
| 41559 | 2016-05-13 09:55:39 | 130.58 | 94% |
| 41004 | 2016-03-20 13:19:39 | 144.14 | 98% |
| 40783 | 2016-02-13 07:04:48 | 119.77 | 91% |
| 40281 | 2016-01-11 13:22:24 | 144.37 | 96% |
| 40184 | 2016-01-11 08:48:04 | 119.35 | 92% |
| 39457 | 2016-01-01 10:41:30 | 137.29 | 97% |
| 36728 | 2015-10-31 08:55:30 | 129.36 | 95% |
| 36579 | 2015-10-24 10:23:44 | 126.30 | 94% |
| 36421 | 2015-10-18 03:00:58 | 122.17 | 94% |
| 36194 | 2015-10-14 07:34:35 | 146.84 | 97% |
| 35846 | 2015-10-10 01:41:52 | 118.30 | 94% |
| 35493 | 2015-10-01 09:58:13 | 127.42 | 95% |
| 34906 | 2015-09-11 14:31:06 | 144.80 | 99% |
| 33972 | 2015-06-28 12:17:53 | 132.82 | 96% |
| 30250 | 2015-02-27 04:25:02 | 144.95 | 99% |
| 29561 | 2015-02-22 06:42:45 | 145.46 | 98% |
| 29456 | 2015-02-20 11:14:07 | 147.37 | 100% |
| 29384 | 2015-02-19 12:44:31 | 133.67 | 97% |
| 29083 | 2015-02-17 11:01:18 | 124.28 | 95% |
| 28259 | 2015-02-12 13:12:53 | 135.59 | 97% |
| 28237 | 2015-02-12 12:59:20 | 142.19 | 98% |
| 27996 | 2015-02-11 05:39:24 | 132.18 | 96% |
| 27896 | 2015-02-10 10:24:11 | 128.93 | 94% |
| 27882 | 2015-02-10 09:19:29 | 147.61 | 99% |
| 27807 | 2015-02-09 12:42:11 | 129.86 | 96% |
| 26965 | 2015-02-06 03:27:13 | 140.74 | 98% |
| 24586 | 2014-11-07 15:14:19 | 127.36 | 96% |
| 24574 | 2014-11-07 15:05:31 | 118.21 | 94% |
| 24108 | 2014-11-01 09:19:42 | 105.69 | 91% |
| 23167 | 2014-10-08 09:04:13 | 112.64 | 94% |
| 22514 | 2014-06-10 08:59:18 | 133.94 | 98% |
| 22130 | 2014-05-29 07:33:15 | 116.43 | 98% |
| 22045 | 2014-05-27 10:11:24 | 120.25 | 98% |
| 21907 | 2014-05-14 02:13:02 | 104.09 | 92% |
| 21157 | 2014-04-23 06:27:18 | 114.89 | 94% |
| 21018 | 2014-04-23 00:17:57 | 103.77 | 94% |
| 19958 | 2014-03-31 06:07:55 | 102.61 | 94% |
| 19854 | 2014-03-30 00:19:44 | 120.30 | 98% |
| 19262 | 2014-03-27 09:43:46 | 112.41 | 95% |
| 19242 | 2014-03-27 09:26:34 | 110.12 | 96% |
| 19188 | 2014-03-27 07:34:36 | 123.58 | 98% |
| 18725 | 2014-03-24 14:43:23 | 111.83 | 94% |
| 16719 | 2014-03-02 10:12:02 | 112.17 | 96% |
| 16535 | 2014-02-27 07:50:44 | 88.35 | 94% |
| 16080 | 2014-02-20 05:18:21 | 113.24 | 96% |
| 15360 | 2014-02-11 10:27:14 | 87.81 | 89% |
| 15004 | 2014-02-10 09:37:17 | 90.88 | 87% |
| 14911 | 2014-02-09 04:56:39 | 115.43 | 97% |
| 14608 | 2014-02-05 05:54:15 | 108.14 | 95% |
| 14152 | 2014-02-02 09:28:23 | 114.30 | 97% |
| 14052 | 2014-02-02 07:41:14 | 98.21 | 95% |
| 13904 | 2014-01-30 07:07:28 | 107.43 | 95% |
| 13786 | 2014-01-30 05:29:14 | 87.88 | 90% |
| 13345 | 2014-01-26 06:56:29 | 88.50 | 92% |
| 12351 | 2014-01-20 11:08:27 | 106.49 | 96% |
| 11429 | 2014-01-14 06:25:35 | 98.87 | 95% |
| 10971 | 2014-01-07 09:54:47 | 103.01 | 97% |
| 10473 | 2014-01-02 07:34:57 | 106.23 | 98% |
| 10471 | 2014-01-02 07:32:37 | 99.11 | 95% |
| 10406 | 2013-12-31 07:05:39 | 105.50 | 98% |
| 10051 | 2013-12-23 09:33:26 | 96.23 | 97% |
| 9394 | 2013-12-14 11:34:17 | 95.79 | 96% |
| 8653 | 2013-11-10 10:59:24 | 71.39 | 95% |
| 8459 | 2013-09-18 13:05:05 | 126.65 | 96% |
| 8353 | 2013-08-26 14:08:44 | 108.90 | 94% |
| 6165 | 2013-08-10 20:01:06 | 105.81 | 97% |
| 5844 | 2013-08-10 14:52:41 | 115.31 | 96% |
| 4958 | 2013-08-08 11:00:43 | 126.93 | 98% |
| 4761 | 2013-08-05 11:53:26 | 108.55 | 95% |
| 4420 | 2013-08-03 14:58:36 | 107.69 | 94% |
| 3463 | 2013-06-01 13:53:07 | 127.39 | 97% |
| 2922 | 2013-02-02 22:54:28 | 107.87 | 95% |
| 2638 | 2013-01-28 09:21:19 | 121.36 | 98% |
| 2234 | 2013-01-26 09:33:19 | 120.97 | 98% |
| 1969 | 2013-01-23 23:41:25 | 95.01 | 95% |
| 1916 | 2013-01-23 10:39:35 | 130.63 | 98% |
| 1470 | 2013-01-19 19:57:52 | 119.25 | 97% |
| 1435 | 2013-01-19 12:00:44 | 108.96 | 94% |
| 1270 | 2013-01-18 17:41:38 | 116.88 | 97% |
| 941 | 2013-01-16 03:13:16 | 124.44 | 100% |
| 638 | 2013-01-13 18:16:21 | 98.34 | 94% |
| 573 | 2013-01-13 04:37:47 | 117.80 | 98% |
| 518 | 2013-01-12 23:48:42 | 125.62 | 99% |
| 119 | 2013-01-10 02:14:14 | 97.61 | 98% |