Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 905 | 2021-12-14 17:28:15 | 66.94 | 96% |
| 189 | 2018-11-23 19:19:46 | 32.07 | 92% |