And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4436 | 2011-06-10 04:11:29 | 111.00 | 86% |
| 4220 | 2011-05-28 06:57:46 | 119.98 | 85% |
| 2990 | 2010-01-27 14:55:18 | 103.42 | |
| 2763 | 2010-01-17 09:03:43 | 95.41 | |
| 2706 | 2010-01-15 08:13:53 | 118.86 | |
| 2680 | 2010-01-14 11:39:38 | 99.44 | |
| 2647 | 2010-01-13 07:33:28 | 103.80 | |
| 2485 | 2010-01-09 05:28:32 | 96.59 | |
| 2000 | 2009-12-29 16:20:11 | 83.15 | |
| 1566 | 2009-11-08 07:54:44 | 96.98 | |
| 1481 | 2009-11-07 07:19:37 | 93.48 | |
| 1476 | 2009-11-07 07:08:45 | 92.50 | |
| 1369 | 2009-11-04 13:40:27 | 84.34 | |
| 1276 | 2009-10-25 06:38:23 | 98.85 | |
| 1272 | 2009-10-25 06:31:09 | 91.51 | |
| 881 | 2009-10-09 14:18:00 | 79.18 | |
| 858 | 2009-10-09 10:02:47 | 94.00 | |
| 553 | 2009-10-04 15:51:50 | 78.24 |