Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 63335 | 2023-10-08 07:00:51 | 114.64 | 98.7% |
| 56004 | 2020-03-20 05:31:28 | 108.62 | 98% |
| 50948 | 2019-04-11 06:27:58 | 110.82 | 98% |
| 50902 | 2019-04-11 05:52:25 | 103.01 | 97% |
| 46991 | 2019-02-10 06:18:44 | 113.19 | 98% |
| 34204 | 2018-07-04 06:40:29 | 99.75 | 98% |
| 20911 | 2017-08-03 05:51:20 | 112.13 | 99% |
| 20368 | 2017-07-23 01:29:22 | 97.94 | 98% |
| 19654 | 2017-07-08 23:25:02 | 98.42 | 99% |
| 19630 | 2017-07-08 19:41:28 | 91.01 | 97% |
| 18140 | 2017-06-05 03:12:54 | 107.32 | 99% |
| 11763 | 2017-01-05 05:43:40 | 86.44 | 93% |
| 11213 | 2016-12-12 07:25:24 | 95.96 | 96% |
| 11095 | 2016-12-10 00:08:59 | 87.26 | 92% |
| 9755 | 2016-10-25 05:01:44 | 86.80 | 96% |
| 9061 | 2016-09-15 04:29:54 | 77.37 | 91% |
| 8607 | 2016-09-03 02:29:13 | 93.26 | 96% |
| 7113 | 2016-07-15 21:35:53 | 89.55 | 98% |
| 6898 | 2016-07-06 05:45:07 | 85.03 | 96% |
| 6857 | 2016-07-06 05:04:23 | 87.54 | 96% |
| 6276 | 2016-03-20 03:26:37 | 80.96 | 93% |
| 6159 | 2016-02-28 06:34:24 | 85.85 | 95% |
| 5859 | 2015-07-04 21:03:53 | 72.58 | 91% |
| 5627 | 2014-05-26 21:23:21 | 77.07 | 91% |
| 5465 | 2014-02-02 03:38:39 | 83.57 | 93% |
| 5127 | 2013-10-16 06:13:56 | 88.70 | 97% |
| 4577 | 2013-08-11 08:51:23 | 80.00 | 97% |
| 4340 | 2013-07-26 07:31:32 | 86.27 | 97% |
| 4189 | 2013-07-23 09:49:48 | 80.92 | 95% |
| 3576 | 2013-06-01 02:49:01 | 78.84 | 94% |
| 3010 | 2012-11-04 08:01:01 | 65.01 | 93% |
| 2119 | 2012-09-28 18:53:12 | 70.95 | 94% |
| 1033 | 2012-08-01 19:58:38 | 65.82 | 93% |
| 630 | 2011-05-12 19:50:34 | 58.65 | 90% |