Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 53013 | 2019-09-05 02:11:40 | 103.81 | 98% |
| 47682 | 2019-02-18 07:48:23 | 98.80 | 97% |
| 45233 | 2019-01-08 23:59:46 | 114.40 | 100% |
| 38652 | 2018-09-14 01:05:59 | 100.20 | 98% |
| 36428 | 2018-08-10 01:10:51 | 102.86 | 97% |
| 35832 | 2018-07-29 01:54:09 | 107.31 | 99% |
| 31416 | 2018-04-20 15:49:52 | 106.47 | 99% |
| 28500 | 2018-01-29 22:08:22 | 102.56 | 98% |
| 26053 | 2017-12-09 09:39:53 | 85.39 | 97% |